Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope that when James Martin (CUNT) is on Saturday Live Kitchen (presented by James Martin CUNT) the next time het chops of his hand with a blunt breadknife.

I think we should challenge him to a sparring match ... I'm happy to be the first to fight him with 10oz gloves. I'll kick the shit out of him.

^
Ooops, wrong board .... thought I was on bullshido.net. They do that kindo shit.

I hope he catches leprosy.

I've met him a fair few times, my brother used to work for him, and I can confirm that he is not putting on an act in the article-** he actually is possibly the biggest cunt in the UK today**.

lol. Quite an achivement

I wonder if we can use fgss indexing magic to get james_martin.jpg with the word cunt on it into google images

Maybe we need some more?

Yes James Martin is a cunt

I think we should challenge him to a sparring match ... I'm happy to be the first to fight him with 10oz gloves. I'll kick the shit out of him.

When you say 'him' I assume you mean that cunt James Martin?

Is anyone really bored with a nagging feeling they need to practice their editorial skills?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)

Ha ha ha....

contemplates phoning in Staurday kitchen to ask for some gravy recipes.

remember kids, this is a live show...

I always prefered anthony worral thompson anyhow...

Ha ha ha....

contemplates phoning in Staurday kitchen to ask for some gravy recipes.

remember kids, this is a live show...

Or apply to come on the show as a studio guest hahahaha

Oh yes, James Martin is a cunt.

Would be funny if he still does Ready Steady Cook- when the audience is asked to hold up their Tomato/Green Pepper boards instead they all hold up pictures of James Martin saying "Cunt".

Seriously, WAC, did anyone see the program where he went to do the mille miglia?

he came across as a complete overgrown baby, having a hissy fit when his car didnt work, i thought that was a one off as he was dissappointed at having spent large amounts to take part in something so historical and to have failed almost immediately, but he is clearly a cock.

• 1 that was the biggest waste of licence fee i have had the misfortune to watch
  

http://images.heaven666.org/p/4/tiny-cock.jpg

Searched for the man and found this unusual picture. NSFW btw.

So this cunt's a chef is he. Whats he doing writing about cars then in a tabloid?
Maybe I knock up a little article on politics in my spare time

Yep, I mean that cunt James Martin.

http://images.heaven666.org/p/4/tiny-cock.jpg

Searched for the man and found this unusual picture. NSFW btw.

ohh Jesus. That needs a warning!

What like, Not Safe For Work. Surely there's an acronym for it.

i just puked my bf

When you say 'him' I assume you mean that cunt James Martin?

Is anyone really bored with a nagging feeling they need to practice their editorial skills?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)

The only bit i saw was "He failed".

So this cunt's a chef is he. Whats he doing writing about cars then in a tabloid?
Maybe I knock up a little article on politics in my spare time

He is trying on the whole jeremy clarkson cunt persona.

Sounds like he is a bona fide fuckhead tho. Hides it well on the telly then.

I'm pissed off, now I have to watch Simon Rimmer instead...

"James Martin holds the world record for carrot chopping"

Yes kids, "Carrot Chopping" IS a masturbation euphemism.

Did anyone see the documentary on his entry into the 2008 Mille Miglia in a 1948 Maserati? Cost him a bloody fortune and it broke down on him and he had to retire. The sight of him in tears at the side of the road was beautiful, that little jaunt will have cost him well over a million quid - sucker.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00g82ff

He has a massive ego, got half famous fucked over his wife and got fat. now wants to be Jeremy Clarkson

doesn't get much lower than that.. what a terrible piece of writing. if only Diana were alive

YouTube - Loose Women: The Ladies Get A Cake From James Martin (23.06.09)