Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope he accidentally gets stuck in a Dutch oven.

I hope his doctor accidentally prescribes him estrogen pills and he experiences hormonal changes.

I hope he buys some WD40 and it shows up on his credit card statement as penetrating oil.

I hope he's cutting soldiers for a boiled egg and one of them ends up thinner than the others.

i am laughing out loud

I hope he like Pot Noodle.

I hope that whilst he is wacking off over a photo of Victoria Pendleton he gets one of his pubes caught in that stupid gold bracelet he wears, putting him right of his stride.

Well I hope it puts him off his stroke..

i am laughing out loud

Don't, you'll only encourage him... ;P

Don't, you'll only encourage him... ;P

I hope he bumps into Joe and they end up having a nice chat over a Fanta.

;p

I hope he gets what's coming to him.

I can't believe there is another article in the Daily Mail advocating terrorising and injuring cyclists as a worthwhile pastime... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1211917/JAMES-MARTIN-The-Tesla-Roadster-electric-supercar-thats-fast-Ferrari.html

For my money James Martin = prick

Ahem, clears throat Sorry, not wishing to piss on the excellent post-derail that's followed the OP.

I sadly passed a tragic and needless accident this morning involving a cyclist, RIP.

Less than 72hours after that mindless article, written by that moron Martin was published. We find ourselves with yet another death on the roads, this morning in Whitechapel.

It might help for mr Martin to know this! for all the jest and abuse directed at him on this thread.... and his pithy apology:

" It was never my intention to offend the many cyclists who share our roads across the country. What was intended to be a humorous piece was clearly misjudged"

His gross misjudgement seems ever more poignant now...

I hope he gets someone's come in him.

fixed

I hope someone told him that Bruce Willis was a ghost before he saw 6th Sense.

I hope someone told him the kid was a hermaphrodite in Ian Banks 'The wasp factory'
(Great book btw)
Was before I ruined it anyway

I hope he's squeezing a wedge of lemon over his fish and chips and a pip falls on his plate.

I hope he buys a packet of crisps, only to find they had a small hole in the packet and all all soggy.

I hope that he makes a cup-a-soup and doesn't notice that a small amount of powdered soup is stuck to the back of his teaspoon.

I hope he likes it but neglects to put a ring on it.

hehe :)

I hope he attends a costume party and no one can work out what he's dressed as.

I hope his spell checker always corrects his typing to the American version with the z's, no matter how many times he tells it to Learn the damn word.

I hope he wears a kilt to a wedding and has to endure Pistanator's 'not a real Scot' thing for three months afterwards.

I hope he starts a car thread on a bike forum in jest and is forever tainted as a car lover.

I hope he rides a scooter into Dancing James.

I hope his spell checker always corrects his typing to the American version with the z's, no matter how many times he tells it to Learn the damn word.

In a similar vein, I trust he never suffers from your inadvertent capitalisation issues...

I hope BRM allows some construction near his house that kills off his garden by blocking out all natural light.

In a similar vein, I trust he never suffers from your inadvertent capitalisation issues...

I was emphasising the computer 'command' nature of the word. I believe capitals can be used in this way. At least, in my reality they can. So.. Nyer nYeR!