Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope his window blinds get all twisted.

I hope his neighbour steals his ScrewFix catalog.

Just as an aside, my ex-girlfriend would have crawled over broken glass to put love-bites on his turds. She luuuurrrrrves James Martin.

No relevance to the thread, I just thought I'd share that with you.

And Macc Lads - they rock. I have their stuff on vinyl. MUST buy a USB turntable and get the record boxes out of me mammy's loft. Long-forgotten works of genius which need to be revived, I feel.

haha never thought id hear that name uttered again, jesus wept i remember seeing them years ago....

no thanks.

I hope James Martin
fucks the syllables in his
haiku. Doh!

I hope there will be more threads on James Martin so he knows he has incurred our severe displeasure.

I love the fact that most of the comments are anti cycling because we don't pay "ROAD TAX" .... whatever the fuck that imaginary shite is ...

Makes you realise how many clueless wankers live in this country ... time for war.

i hope they turn down his planning application .... see post above.

I hope his interest rates rise rapidly. ;)

I love the fact that most of the comments are anti cycling because we don't pay "ROAD TAX" .... whatever the fuck that imaginary shite is ...

Makes you realise how many clueless wankers live in this country ... time for war.

I got my reminder last week and it clearly states the words VEHICLE TAX again, and again, and again. As well as stating the CO2 emissions reasoning behind the structure of the VEHICLE TAXation system. Anyone who quotes "road tax" is clearly living in 1987 and needs to be put in a museum.

I hope his decking gets slippery.

apologies for the spelling mistake (should have been 'cook') I haven't got the time to sort it out right now, I will try and correct it in May.

I get it, he's a cunt but was a third thread on the subject really necessary?

nah its not. you are right. this week it all about the moon !

Just as an aside, my ex-girlfriend would have crawled over broken glass to put love-bites on his turds. She luuuurrrrrves James Martin.

No relevance to the thread, I just thought I'd share that with you.

And Macc Lads - they rock. I have their stuff on vinyl. MUST buy a USB turntable and get the record boxes out of me mammy's loft. Long-forgotten works of genius which need to be revived, I feel.

Good that she is an ex.

Have a usb deck you can borrow.

I hope someone told him that Bruce Willis was a ghost before he saw 6th Sense.

That happened to me and it ruined the film.

I hope he makes two cups of coffee and forgets which one has sugar in it, then guesses wrong gets the one with the sugar when he didn't want that one.

....and the recipient of the other coffee is mildy disappointed by his apparent oversight.

I hope someone offers to make him a drink, and whilst expecting coffee, he actually receives a cup of tea, and upon first sip is mildly startled by this unexpected beverage reversal...

I hope he chooses a gentlemens interest magazine from the top shelf of his local newsagent, but upon getting it home realises it's doesn't cater for his usual predilections and is perturbed when he realises that he's mildly aroused.

In a similar scenario, I hope his newsagent messes up his delivery subscription and instead of Top Gear magazine, he starts to receive Cycling Plus magazine instead.....

Actually I don't think I do wish that on him.......

I hope he has a terrible car accident which kills his whole family but he stays alive paralysed from the neck down, and then is told he has AIDS.

That's how this works, isn't it?

Thoughtful article in the Torygraph, which highlights Martin's half-baked thoughts:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cheiamlani/100001760/cyclists-should-thank-james-martin/

Didn't want to keep this thread going, but seemed like a decent article.

I hope his newsagent removes the last of the coupons for 40 free tulips in the Daily Mail, leaving him with a small area of his front garden lacking in springtime colour.

I hope he looses his mind trying to work out if *it really is all about *the hokey kokey.

I hope he uses an outdated YellowPages to look up the number for the doggy parlour, and gets through to the CTC instead.

I hope he looses his mind trying to work out if *it really is all about *the hokey kokey.

Haha. Awesome. I'm still collating most of these into a giant list btw. I sent it to a few random people yesterday all of who'm were cracked up by it (it was punctuated with a few of the better pics as well).