"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!"

amen lpg

I send Oliver round to their house.

They can't afford me.

My best come back to this is one so far - this woman pulled out into a cycle lane, blocking it, to pull out, having clearly seen me coming.

After I told her off she shouted 'You don't even pay road tax!' so I shouted back 'No, and neither do you!'.

I'd say something like that, or 'did you know that road tax doesn't exist?' You then usually get a second or two to start on the explanation.

Ask them if they've paid their Cunt Tax is a goodun.

why are they so proud of paying taxes on a vehicle anyway? sounds silly to me.

They're not proud. It's an expression of despair at paying so much for motor vehicle use and getting so little out of it. They perceive an 'injustice' in thinking that cycling is 'cheap' and that cyclists are freeloaders. This is largely based on the misunderstanding, often explained on this forum as well as others, about how road and street building and maintenance are funded.

I just realised that I sound like I should be named and shamed in class of 2009 for that post.

Oops, sorry, Saadat, didn't see your post when I posted mine, hence slightly duplicate content, although I disagree with you on some of the psychology. :)

It's alright I just accidentally deleted my post anyway...

Aha.

I useualy repeat what they have said with my tongue under my bottom lip, something like this

"Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nernernernerner, NER NER NER!!"

I think it is called Belming

Point out that it's Vehicle Excise Duty and it isn't spent on the roads. It goes into a big government pot and is just as likely to be spent on dropping bombs on innocent citizens in Iraq. Then tell them "well done for funding the bombing of innnocent people".

Best realistic option is to ignore them or laugh.

"Suck my fucking balls you stupid fucking fuck."
"Fuck off you fucking dumb arse motherfucking idiotfuck."
"Go fuck yourself you fucking inbred mongoloid fucktard shitstain."
"Sure."

My best come back to this is one so far - this woman pulled out into a cycle lane, blocking it, to pull out, having clearly seen me coming.

After I told her off she shouted 'You don't even pay road tax!' so I shouted back 'No, and neither do you!'.

The best respond so far, it's perfect because it's straightforward, quick to the point and entirely correct.

Oh well I have used the I do by also owning a car and a motorbike. So I actually pay more than you.

Or smile as I cycle past stating who's in the jam.

"Tax? It's the fucking nails I'm worried about!"

Yeah, they didn't tack jebus to a cross, did they.

If it happened at all frequently, I'd love to carry a cheque book around to whip out (like my cock) and pay their magical fairy road tax.. that'd fuck 'em..

Vehicle Weight.. so that works out to.. oh.. 0.0045 of a pence.

Rider weight?

If it happened at all frequently, I'd love to carry a cheque book around to whip out (like my cock) and pay their magical fairy road tax.. that'd fuck 'em..

Vehicle Weight.. so that works out to.. oh.. 0.0045 of a pence.

writing a cheque for 0.0p as it's zero / low emissions, same as some cars eg. Toyota Prius (which is actually a scam of a car and does have emission and fairly poor mileage)

£48,367.37

Cunt.

Sorry.

writing a cheque for 0.0p as it's zero / low emissions, same as some cars eg. Toyota Prius (which is actually a scam of a car and does have emission and fairly poor mileage)

Ah, I see here it's done on emissions. In Oz I'm sure it was based on vehicle weight, as heavier vehicles do more damage to the roads so the magical fairy road tax was reflecting that.

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/OwningAVehicle/HowToTaxYourVehicle/DG_10012524

Ha! Actually the trade lic. for a bike is £66 per 12 months! :D

**"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!" **

1) "Pay your dues, bow dowwwn ...AND SUCK IT!" (in a Barry White delivery)

2) "k, lend us a fiver den"

3) "It'sa meee! Maaario!"