"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!"

Not only do I not pay road tax, I'm also a gay, dole scrounging, tree hugging, illegal asylum seeking, Queen hating, Liberal voting, Daily Mail hating, cross dressing, expenses filing, porn star. Also, my bike are brakless.

yesh!

I had this classic hurled at me the other day

"You saw I was pulling out. Why didn't you stop!"
I was lost for words so I just smiled and gave them the finger as I cycled round them.

I mean what can you say to that?

dancing james' tatic is to ride slowly in front of them with two fingers erected behind his back.

But he does this to all motors, not just ones that hassle him.

Dancing James will be involved in a fight with a driver soon enough

I had this classic hurled at me the other day

"You saw I was pulling out. Why didn't you stop!"

Grrrr WAC!! Just the thought of the cunt makes me mad.

Dancing James will be involved in a fight with a driver soon enough

Sadly this is too true. When it happens, I hope he has his sword with him.

I had this classic hurled at me the other day

"You saw I was pulling out. Why didn't you stop!"
I was lost for words so I just smiled and gave them the finger as I cycled round them.

I mean what can you say to that?

Because I enjoy breaking the law. You should call the police about it.

I just pull them out of the car and stamp on their throat.

Dancing James will be involved in a fight with all drivers soon enough

Fixed

Dancing James has already been involved in a fight with many drivers

Double Fixed

"if you don't want my penis in your ear, shut the fuck up."

That may not end well.

"If you want to ride in the middle of the road pay road tax!"

i think you'll find it's vehicle excise duty that you pay. please. no. not the face.

I still go for "Fuck off you Fat Cunt!", it's amazing how gets right to their very soul.

I feel left out, no one has ever played the road tax argument to me. All I've had is "You're taking the whole road" but that's when I find that my telescopic tape measure comes in handy. "Alright sir, let's check it out".

Had a chap tell me that "there's different rules for bikes innit? You should be over next to the pavement, not in my way blud"

how about a dead-pan 'really? thanks, no one's mentioned it before... maybe they should make us pass a test of some thought' then wave as they drive off.

A simple "get fucked you silly cunt" never does any harm

"No, you're a cunt."

Can we stop talking about car drivers, it depresses me.

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Can we stop talking about car drivers, it depresses me.

it is kinda what this thread is about...

NurseHoliday... YES

Can we stop talking about car drivers, it depresses me.

I also drive a car

Talking about you is enough to depress anyone.

just ignore it, who gives a shit.

My best come back to this is one so far - this woman pulled out into a cycle lane, blocking it, to pull out, having clearly seen me coming.

After I told her off she shouted 'You don't even pay road tax!' so I shouted back 'No, and neither do you!'.