The New Oxford Street Ride

If its anything like last years - no way !

Is this because of the lack of apostrophes?

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
    

Please bare in mind that this will be my first forum ride, are inexperienced forum riders ok to get in?

Is there a date for this?

Seriously, if you guys flake on this then I'm going to cry. It sounds epic. Epic in the Ben Hur sense. Cast of thousands is what we need.

I've stickied the thread. Sorry, couldn't help. It's just that the idea... fap, fap, fap.

The Dominion Theatre will be allowing us to set up turbos for our warm up in the shade cast by the false idol Freddie Mercury as usual?

Since I haven't been on a forum ride before and probably lack the strength and stamina for the "New Oxford St Ride", I will pass. However I will be there to pass out energy drinks and give support to other inexperienced riders. I am thinking of doing a first aid course before the ride in case of any accidents.

What kind of energy drinks do you guys prefer?

I would like to participate in this ride, but I'm worried about not fitting in. Tips?
Also, so that my PA can schedule a proper warm up for me at the gym, what's the date?
(My trainer's a bitch to squeeze in with last minute)

PM' for the best shortcuts.

[insert witty comment here]

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    

Date?

i know your horny but its not a date, get over it ma3k

What do we do if it rains?

Do I need a bike for this?

does any one have an estimate of how many days this will take?

Roxy. If you want to fit in, I would suggest some serious training alone in front of a computer screen with some cheap lager or cider. Think yourself into the skin of a single 30+ male, possibly still living with his parents (much against their will) and without adequate access to laundry or other washing facilities. A ferocious autoerotic habit would also assist.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    

What do we do if it rains?

repost

I am starting my carb loading today.

[Well actually I started it a few decades ago.]

Date?

Balki was interested.

I'm doing training runs on New Bond street today, 5.30 sharp anyone joining in?
Just the New Bond street to Old Bond Street stretch.

Date?

christmas eve at 2.00 in the afternoon

Balki was interested.

I hear theres dancing gyppos though. Ma3k doesnt ghet a look in.

back in time for her majesty's address to the nation.

Can I just say that I'm concerned about police attention on this ride, which is obviously going to be MASSIVE what with all the Kattts and Tynans who are coming ... we're planning on contravening the highways act by travelling along a 'one-way street' from the junction with Bloomsbury Way along to Kingsway - is there any chance we could reverse the direction of the ride to prevent fatalities and/or official censure?

N.B. I am aware that there's a small contra-flow cycle lane but this only covers about 10 percent of the one way section.