The New Oxford Street Ride

Like I have said it is a scheduled stop off, so there is no reason to make this a race issue, you fucking half-breed.

i'm half black from the waist down, what of it.

i'm half black from the waist down, what of it.

Ooooh er!

2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. LDNGRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
   

Probably low to moderate to high/medium.

If I pick a GI with skidpatches can I skid easier, will this affect my speed? It's just I don't want to hold the rest of the ride up if things go wrong.

Wrong way, but there is a lovely Argos just past Starbucks (our first scheduled stop off)- and they are having a 30% off promotion on low quality children's clothing at the minute.

I wanted to get my watch strap adjusted. Can I get a child to do this? Otherwise I'm out.

i'm half black from the waist down, what of it.

cist

If I pick a GI with skidpatches can I skid easier, will this affect my speed? It's just I don't want to hold the rest of the ride up if things go wrong.

Go for a 17GI - 116 skid marks.

Can we all RLJ?

I wanted to get my watch strap adjusted. Can I get a child to do this? Otherwise I'm out.

No need to drop in at Argos,I have organised for a troop of gypsies to follow us on the route - to do minor jewellery repair.

No need to drop in at Argos,I have organised for a troop of gypsies to follow us on the route - to do minor jewellery repair.

Excellent - you seem to have thought of everything. Will they tarmac in front of us? I hope not.

I'm in but I might bail out at that statbucks too.

i hope you're first in, because that finch is going to be wide open by her third or fourth latte. no time to lose... no time to lose...

What's the official distance?

"there may well be a few bike based sexual attacks"

In.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   

.. there is a lovely Argos ...and they are having a 30% off promotion on low quality children's clothing at the minute.

Do we have to have low quality children in order to participate?

If so, I'm in

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    

I know a man started the idea (isn't it always?) but what about having a seprate ladies only edition? we could leave 15 minutes later, and see them at the pub at the end.

The really truly ultra distance iron butt riders could do the return leg and carry on for London's best ice cream in Selfridges food hall. Not sure what bike would be up to that much distance without a support crew though.

Choppers in the sky?

Choppers in the sky?

Sexist

Will this ride get me laid?

Will this ride get me laid?

yes, there are gypsies doing the tarmac directly ahead of the ride so I'm sure they'll have a spare bucket to do both you and your driveway

what training will i need to do for this? i am a little concerned that my "pub fitness" will not suffice

who has snow tyres just in case?

has anyone got a car with a roof rack to get me to the beginning of the ride?

e gypsies doing the tarmac

is this like the Nutbush?

I'm in but only if Dancing James is handling the security. It can get a bit rough in Londons famous London.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    

If it is anything like the one what was had last year - no way !