The New Oxford Street Ride

Nice work Ma[3]k.

You forgot the weird giant golden Freddie Mercury though.

Who do you think is in the phone box?

is it ok if i wear tweed?

This will probably be the only forum ride I'll be able to manage! Count me in!

L'enfer du Ouest-Central; 744 meters on the pavé of London's famous London, my friend.

sous les paves, les plages

will we stop if i get a puncture?

will we stop if i get a puncture?

No, but we will if your tyre is punctured....

Just do it guys. ' We won't leave anyone behind...bla, bla, bla...bla!

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    

Dear Sirs and Madams,
When will this epic journey embark? and If anyone is actually worried about a mass disregard of traffic laws, then perhaps a slight detour, left on Bloomsbury Way, across Southampton Row, right off of Theobald's Rd onto Proctor St, followed by yet another right onto High Holborn, then directly across to the pub? same sorta thinking as "two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." There is the problem, however, of this detour taking the group through two painfully stupid intersections... just a thought.
1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    
19. lemondragonfly
    

You had me at "road egg"

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    
19. lemondragonfly
    
20. Regal
    

Is someone designing a spoke card?

Will there be a Broom Wagon and/or a SAG Station?

This ride will take in a whole section of the Central Line from TCR to Holborn*.

£4 on the tube** - free to ride: the beauty of bicycling.

• Clearly when riding it is not necessary nor advisable to use escalators.
  ** Less with an Oyster Card
  

Fuck it i'm gonna do it brakless, i'm up for a reccie before hand if anyone is about saturday? just to check the route and save it in my Garmin

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    
19. lemondragonfly
    
20. Regal
    
21. Dibs Slag
    

we should also give shirts for the best climbers and sprinters throughout the tour

I might be in for this. I need all the training I can get before the end of season omniums at Herne Hill. I don't want to overdo it though so will need to see how I feel on the day

No, but we will if your tyre is punctured....

i meant if i got stabbed.

can we please actually do this ride?

Can sumone lend me sum brakless for this ride? My bike doesn't have any.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    
19. lemondragonfly
    
20. Regal
    
21. Dibs Slag
    
22. Timmy
    

can we please actually do this ride?

+1

I'm going to a gig in soho tonight so i'll check it out.

*Prints off map

wow riding, shopping and speed dating, this is sounding too good to be true! New Oxford St beware!

I'm in. I will be liveblogging / tweeting the ride so if you can't make it you can follow all the action @ twitter.com/someboringcnut