The New Oxford Street Ride

Black Tie.. Naked

in december... shit.

gloves are cool right?

Hello all, I'm new to this fixies thing, but this looks like a good one to be my first big ride. I've only done a few short distances so far, in my bedroom, and up the hall to my mums purse, but i think I'm ready.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
15. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
16. Jebus
    
17. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
18. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
19. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
20. diapo
    
21. lemondragonfly
    
22. Regal
    
23. Dibs Slag
    
24. Timmy
    
25. joe smith
    
26. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
27. not4sale
    
28. xwielorybx
    
29. superprecision
    
30. Fran
    
31. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    
32. Roxy (as long as someone has installed porta-loos along route and carried out a risk assessment)
    
33. supersim65
    
34. Max
    
35. ki to tha su to tha shi downlow with the mo.
    
36. Universal
    
    
    

I'm in like Ho Chi Minh

Sound fucking authentic.

Can I bring a friend on a Moulton?

Anyone doing this geared?

you could pack a smaller cog for the hills.

theres a HC climb towards the end

smaller cogs .... definately

this is quite serious. does anyone know if there is going to be and anti-doping controls?

I've found a profile for the route:

I've found a profile for the route:

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Bwahahahahaha! applauds

What are those two holes to infinity? I know London's potholes are big but that's a bit much..

hippy, they are bail out points for Australians

The date: 19 December, Saturday before Christmas, 2pm.
That's when New Oxford Street is at its best.

THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY. i'll have to stay sober if i want to ensure finishing.

gloves are cool right?

Only some gloves are cool.

I love the powerglove

hippy, they are bail out points for Australians

or as the aussies call them PUBS

Mmmmm... pubs... not long now people not long now... mwwuahahahahahhahaa freedom

hippy, they are bail out points for Australians

or as the aussies call them PUBS

Most Australians in London call the pub "the workplace".

Actually the gaps represent holes in the ground through which the Australians can descend and find themselves back home in Queensland. As children we were forbidden to dig holes in the garden for fear that we might end up in Australia. That was one commandment we obeyed.

I'm lost, please pick me up from McD...

I can transport 5 or so bikes back to the start and maybe provide support along the route.

Can also provide seating for 2 (or 15 if female)

Gutted I can't make this. Am out of London at a bar mitzvah. Have a great ride!

when is this ride?

Monday 12PM Centre Point.

shit this monday?

No thanks. I prefer Sundays.

Did anyone turn up for this?
Fess up if you did!