The New Oxford Street Ride

I hope you're not planning to extend that expectation to cover all of us.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    
17. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    
18. Roxy (as long as someone has installed porta-loos along route and carried out a risk assessment)
    

Crumpler's along the way, shall i ask them to sponsor the ride?

I hope you're not planning to extend that expectation to cover all of us.

it's big, but not that big.

What kind of energy drinks do you guys prefer?

http://www.power-horse.com/files/images_file/PowerHorse_500ml_300dpi_Kopie.jpg

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
15. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
16. Jebus
    
17. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
18. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
19. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
20. diapo
    
21. lemondragonfly
    
22. Regal
    
23. Dibs Slag
    
24. Timmy
    
25. joe smith
    
26. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
27. not4sale
    
28. xwielorybx
    
29. superprecision
    
30. Fran
    
31. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    
32. Roxy (as long as someone has installed porta-loos along route and carried out a risk assessment)
    
33. supersim65
    

http://www.power-horse.com/files/images_file/PowerHorse_500ml_300dpi_Kopie.jpg

Lightly Carbonated then.

Anyone else for "Lightly Carbonated" drinks or will I get some real orders.

Hey. Don't dis the Power Horse. It's the king of all the energy drinks. And we're going to need it.

List?

1. horatio
   

List?

1. horatio
   
2. Peas
   
3. Onions
   
4. Milk
   
5. bread
   

if you're going, can you get me some fish fingers?

Navigator is brutal.

List?

1. horatio
   
2. Peas
   
3. Onions
   
4. Milk
   
5. bread
   
6. Fish Fingers
   

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    
17. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    
18. Roxy (as long as someone has installed porta-loos along route and carried out a risk assessment)
    
    

The state of this list!

You guys better pray GA2G doesn't see this!
There will be hell to pay.

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

and the guy on the white genesis flyer ( as seen on the bridges ride ) will still not be able to stop properly without brakes

dude get yourself some brakes until you learn how to stop properly.

Alternatively, if you are still resolved to ride without brakes, go single speed with a freewheel rather than fixed and let Darwinianism have its day.

I thought you were walking it?

I am. But I'll be 'air riding'.

will we stop if i get a puncture?

The man whose arms exploded.

Looking forward

at least there might actually be some prostitutes to proposition this time...

That reminds me, does yo moma take paypal?

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
15. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
16. Jebus
    
17. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
18. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
19. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
20. diapo
    
21. lemondragonfly
    
22. Regal
    
23. Dibs Slag
    
24. Timmy
    
25. joe smith
    
26. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
27. not4sale
    
28. xwielorybx
    
29. superprecision
    
30. Fran
    
31. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    
32. Roxy (as long as someone has installed porta-loos along route and carried out a risk assessment)
    
33. supersim65
    
34. Max
    
    

Fuck it. Resisted for this long.

Hey. Don't dis the Power Horse. It's the king of all the energy drinks. And we're going to need it.

I stand corrected.

YouTube - Powerthirst

^ Probably one of the only times that has been posted at an appropriate time.

It's so good that most of the time people just post it for no reason.