The New Oxford Street Ride

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

Rapha keeps you warm, something to do with the cost.

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

So you're coming along then?

Jolly good. It will be nice to see you.

i would love to see your cheeky face clive but i don't think the physio would recommend such an epic ride.

has anyone designed a spoke card and range of t-shirts for this ride yet?

FFS, I'm out of the country whenever this is. Therefore, I'm in.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    
17. Donut!
    1,000,000.0000000001111111000001111110000111110000 11111 - PicKle
    49er. stevo_court road
    

has anyone designed a spoke card and range of t-shirts for this ride yet?

Sod that, I'm getting the tattoo.

This is the ultimate Fixie bike ride. All the group stereotypes, the drinking, the banter and the posing, without any actual cycling hardship. Perfect! RPM's t-shirt comment is embarrassingly close to the truth.

perhaps we should all just walk our bikes down new oxford street?

I'm rollerskating.

perhaps we should all just walk our bikes down new oxford street?

I don't want to get my white tyres dirty. I'm not actually bringing my bike. Hope you don't mind.

that's cool with me.. I'm not even going. My butler will be there holding a life-sized cardboard cut-out of me posing to insert into photos

it's too far for me. i'm out.

I haven't even heard about the ride but I might go anyway

it's too far for me. i'm out.

That's what's so attractive about this. The enormous distance. The treacherous terrain.

It'll be the ride of my life.

That's what's so attractive about this. The enormous distance. The treacherous terrain.

It'll be the ride of my life.

I thought you were walking it?

fuck it . i'm in. going to ride back too!

y'all are fucking crazy man!

fuck it . i'm in. going to ride back too!

Fucking roadie.

You'll need a bag full of energy gels to achieve this feat of endurance. You should ironically enter the TdF next year

EPO before and amphetamines during, only way I'll be able to complete it.

don't forget blood doping..

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

...and 1 will have a nice Pegoretti. None of that 531 stove-pipe nonsense for them

i think i'll get my mercian 531 track bike out for the ride as it's a special occasion

don't forget blud, doping..

Fixed, for London location relevance ;)

i think i'll get my cock out for the ride as it's a special occasion

Looking forward

Looking forward

i fully expect you to be amazed by it's rampant tumescence