The New Oxford Street Ride

Oh god not the nursery!

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
15. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
16. Jebus
    
17. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
18. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
19. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
20. diapo
    
21. lemondragonfly
    
22. Regal
    
23. Dibs Slag
    
24. Timmy
    
25. joe smith
    
26. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
27. Fran
    

This ride should be compulsory for forum members. Failure to ride would place you right back in the Nursery under the tutelage and guidance of Balki.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    

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1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    

I will be wearing my badge jacket and handing out fizzy drinks.

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1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    

You didn't quote my one even though I tidily removed the "whoops lolz". Oh well.

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1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    

Will people be videoing the ride? I need to know because I don't want to look shit if it's gonna go on film

Monday the 31st of August?

half past five during rush hour?

half past five during rush hour?

good idea, as it's a Bank Holiday Monday it should annoy a few out of town drivers as well.

This ride is a very good idea. Needs a list so we can tell who's going.

List?

1. horatio
   

1. horatio
   
2. jaw
   

This ride should be compulsory for forum members. Failure to ride would place you right back in the Nursery.

+1

under the tutelage and guidance of Balki.

-1 Too severe

good idea, as it's a Bank Holiday Monday it should annoy a few out of town drivers as well.

part of me think that it would be even better if we all ride without brakes, speeding down Oxford Street screaming;

"MOVE!!! I HAVE NO BRAKE!! I CAN'T STOP AHHHHH!"

Can I haz Buffaloless?

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1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    
17. Donut!
    

Can I haz Buffaloless?

Of course.

But you'll have to pay the Bill.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
π . Wibble
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. braker heart. The energy gels et flapjacks are on me!
    
    

Whoops lolz

1. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
   
2. Jebus
   
3. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
   
4. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
   
5. MA3K
   34.C.B
   
6. diapo
   
7. lemondragonfly
   
8. Regal
   
9. Dibs Slag
   
10. Timmy
    
11. joe smith
    
12. Huge16
    42.Twist305
    
13. not4sale
    
14. xwielorybx
    
15. superprecision
    
16. Fran
    
17. Donut!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgTtb28U7A

Brakless Wildebeest stampede!

I really need this ride to happen. May I humbly make the following suggestions?
-we need flouro stewards
-we need flyers that are handed to tourists explaining our mission and goals in extensive detail. Maps, elevation explanations, and stops along the way highlighted.
-we need to have enough riders that none actually need to ride in order to fill the entire length of said "ride".

-we need to have enough riders that none actually need to ride in order to fill the entire length of said "ride".

bang! just line up and pass the bikes over our heads.

some fucker will still crash or get a puncture tho…

I really need this ride to happen. May I humbly make the following suggestions?
-we need flouro stewards
-we need flyers that are handed to tourists explaining our mission and goals in extensive detail. Maps, elevation explanations, and stops along the way highlighted.
-we need to have enough riders that none actually need to ride in order to fill the entire length of said "ride".

We will need at least half-a-dozen megaphones so that everyone is aware of what is happening.

-we need flyers that are handed to tourists explaining our mission and goals in extensive detail.

We have a mission and goals?

Scary stuff.

Please don't tell Pistanator. He hasn't seen goals for a long time.

He's seen loads, just not at the right end.

was that a gay joke?

this ride has fixie-prick ridden all over it. there will be 8 punctures, 3 accidents, 6 people will get lost, 3 will get dropped up the slight incline outside HMV and there will be 3 terminal mechanicals.
at least 38% of participants will have their saddle too high and 48% will be riding the wrong sized frame in the belief that "it's nippy in town"

No.