Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Maybe if more people tipped their hats to them or bid them good morning they would behave a bit better? It is their calling to spread sorrow unless you placate them.

It is their calling to spread sorrow

Only the solitary ones. In pairs, they spread joy.

Maybe if more people tipped their hats to them or bid them good morning they would behave a bit better? It is their calling to spread sorrow unless you placate them.

I always do this, even if they are in a group. I specifically say "good morning / afternoon / evening, mr/mrs/miss magpie, I hope you are well on this fine day, please pass my regards to your spouse and/or civil partner and family / friends" while doing a hat tip.

I'm hoping this covers all the bases, I've certainly never had my eyes pecked out by one so far so I must be doing something right.

Maybe because you are not a lamb?

I am pale and flabby though, so I could easily be mistaken for one. It really depends on how bad corvid eyesight is.

Only the solitary ones. In pairs, they spread joy.

It's clear that all the atrocities listed above were committed by lone rangers though.

amazing!

good page.

If you wink at a magpie after unprotected sex the girl won't get pregnant so they can't be all bad.

If you wink at a magpie after unprotected sex the girl won't get pregnant so they can't be all bad.

hahahahahhaha.

toast. everywhere.

Excellent page. I find it hard to laugh in the morning but I can safely say that this morning I have laughed.

how? this has been a boring page...

You are wrong chainbreaker, look up... isn't it wonderful? That was rhetorical, the answer is YES! It's possibly the best. Given the last 938 pages, this page stands out.

Too much talk, not enough pikchors.

I did like "Magpies are basically cunts".

As for the images, I didnt find the square pants funny and the other one is simply a red X in a little box.

But I realise not everyone appreciates everything. Pooface laughs a lot at the stuff i dont find funny. And i am happy about that. Well, that its funny to others.

If you wink at a magpie after unprotected sex the girl won't get pregnant so they can't be all bad.

If I ever right a piece of fiction set in the future. I think I might have it that magpie related rituals evolve into the main religion of the era.

If I ever right a piece of fiction set in the future. I think I might have it that magpie related rituals evolve into the main religion of the era.

Might want to start looking for a proof reader too ;)

that picture is full of cunt.

that smell of bacon.

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