Wanted: A single speed road bike!

Ai thats true...............but I've not been 'abused' on any internet forum. Maybe you attract abuse somehow?

Not sure, I guess www.streetphire.co.uk isn't the best of forums to go to, its full of hateful northerners who have an obsession with low riding cars and big bass and like to start internet e-fights over nothing. :] No offence to any northerners on here though I must say.

I like tortoises.
for an SS, your best bet is Bay-E.
buy some shitty roadbike, remove gears (except for a suitable front chainring and rear cog (sprocket) ratio)
use spacers to get chainline right
leave brakes on.
Piss on the bike to mark your territory.
Dig a hole in the back yard and bury it.
Refind it again, read calvin and hobbes.
Then buy some beer.
Drink said beer, in a generally drinking way.
Eat some cheese (or if your vegan tempeh?)
Then have some more beer, look at your bike, check to see if your territory is still marked, if not repeat the peeing stage.
Then go for a ride up and down your street.
then return to the forum and post a pic of you rubbing your new whip.

Oh and you don't need to be a 'bmxer' to know what a park rat is, its not an exclusive term now is it?

Oh yeah and just for good measure:

You're a cunt.
or Are you?
Or am i a cunt?
or Am i?

I know hippy is a cunt.
Fuck i'm bored of this degree.
at least no matter what at the end of this week it's done.
Oh yeah, right now, and I mean this very second, yes now, go eat some cocopops*.

• unless you're a racist in which case subsitute Rice Crispies.
  
  

hahaha. word.

hahaha. word.

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Unipack.

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cheer up sunshine.

Check out the Bike Porn thread and use that as a guide.

Check out the Bike Porn thread and use that as a guide.

For £50-70? This dude needs to sell his BMX I reckon

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+1

For £50-70? This dude needs to sell his BMX I reckon

good idea. he'll end up getting a brooklyn too.

offence taken.....by a northener

For £50-70? This dude needs to sell his BMX I reckon

my bmx is actually up for sale, mainly because im saving for a car and that its much in use anymore, ive lost the skill to hop 3 after not riding for a good half a year, plus im thinking of building another later on this year.
I just checked out the bike porn area, im actually quite amazed by that last video reply. that some good shit.

For £50-70? This dude needs to sell his BMX I reckon

That's what I was hoping.

+1

good idea. he'll end up getting a brooklyn too.

Yeah probably. Cos they are pretty 'street'. So when he sees other guys out on their bikes he can go up to them and say YouAintSTREET

That's what I was hoping.

hoping i'd rid my bmx? you're a win at the moment, and as soon as its rid, i may just give you a damn big sloppy kiss mate. I need rid of it that bad ;)

Yeah probably. Cos they are pretty 'street'. So when he sees other guys out on their bikes he can go up to them and say YouAintSTREET

its true. Im the streetest motherfucker in my town.

its true. Im the streetest motherfucker in my town.

where do you live, dorset?

hoping i'd rid my bmx? you're a win at the moment, and as soon as its rid, i may just give you a damn big sloppy kiss mate. I need rid of it that bad ;)

They're ugly beasts, so get shot sharp!

Ha!

Seriously though, Dorset ain't a town

Ha!

Seriously though, Dorset ain't a town

whatever it is, itAin'tSTREET.

that some good shit.

And that my friend, is a paradox.

They're ugly beasts, so get shot sharp!

bmx aint ugly! they're beauties. Then again, personal preference eh?

And no, i was only joking. Im not the streetest, theres plenty more good riders out there who I look up to. :]

bmx aint ugly! they're beauties. Then again, personal preference eh?

And no, i was only joking. Im not the streetest, theres plenty more good riders out there who I look up to. :]

Cheers mate!

bmx aint ugly! they're beauties. Then again, personal preference eh?

My opinion is always right.

you'll need simply one thing - patience.

every now and then you'll find some decent bargain here, you just need to wait a bit.

is Street good?

I think its something to aspire to