Wanted: A single speed road bike!

any pointers?

any pointers?

Don't look at me!

Cheers mate!

you are my idol.

Street in what sence? the ride? Amazing k.

Don't look at me!

You aint street?

You aint street?

told.

you are my idol.

Street in what sence? the ride? Amazing k.

TheAmazingK™

You aint street?

told.

eeeuurrgghh! "word" "told" street"

hipster o' clock.

You aint street?

TheAmazingK™

eeeuurrgghh! "word" "told" street"

hipster o' clock.

how is it hipster like?

this is what you call hipster o clock http://www.latfh.com/

eeeuurrgghh! "word" "told" street"

hipster o' clock.

Ah, you must be a park rat

oh no not one of those :-(

what *is *a park rat?

I've no idea, but It certainly aint street

what *is *a park rat?

A kid dedicated to ride a skatepark, so dedicated he would cut his balls off and bury it in the soils of the named skatepark. The kid cannot ride a bike elsewhere but his local skatepark. These kids are named park rats.

Out of interest, how old are you guys on here?

couple of school years older than you i'm guessing......

haha..

I'm 53.
or am i?

How can someone shitlist themselves in such a record low number of posts?

+1

Plus, 57cm sounds too big.

out of interest, how old are you guys on here?

531

531

+1

532?

or are we?

lol most entertaining thread in a long while! Thanks for cheering me up!

ool

because I has no idea whether you have already asked them in the first place, I'm not wonder woman.

entertainment is what forums should be.

I like tortoises.
for an SS, your best bet is Bay-E.
buy some shitty roadbike, remove gears (except for a suitable front chainring and rear cog (sprocket) ratio)
use spacers to get chainline right
leave brakes on.
Piss on the bike to mark your territory.
Dig a hole in the back yard and bury it.
Refind it again, read calvin and hobbes.
Then buy some beer.
Drink said beer, in a generally drinking way.
Eat some cheese (or if your vegan tempeh?)
Then have some more beer, look at your bike, check to see if your territory is still marked, if not repeat the peeing stage.
Then go for a ride up and down your street.
then return to the forum and post a pic of you rubbing your new whip.

Oh and you don't need to be a 'bmxer' to know what a park rat is, its not an exclusive term now is it?

Oh yeah and just for good measure:

You're a cunt.
or Are you?
Or am i a cunt?
or Am i?

I know hippy is a cunt.
Fuck i'm bored of this degree.
at least no matter what at the end of this week it's done.
Oh yeah, right now, and I mean this very second, yes now, go eat some cocopops*.

• unless you're a racist in which case subsitute Rice Crispies.
  
  

CALLING ODESSA ... CALLING ODESSA ... someone is lost in the catacombs ...

My opinion is always right.

Cripples are more attractive?