Wanted: A single speed road bike!

rawr... (?)

you really aint street are you...

I cant really see myself on my way to destruction on a road bike fella. My street machine, maybe.. but road bike? pff.

i really hope - for your street internetz knowledge credz - that you understood the reference i was making

i really hope - for your street internetz knowledge credz - that you understood the reference i was making

I must be unknown of the reference you were making.

decent

decent

You certainly are my dear friend.

love you long time

Nice to meet you people. Im certainly fascinated by the welcome i've had.

Stop bulling him man! Just cos he has probably the most dickfaced username i've ever seen...........

^^ hahaha, but repz for not having a tantrum and running away like lots of people do ;)

Stop bulling him man! Just cos he has probably the most dickfaced username i've ever seen...........

Because it is so dickfaced that i am not a park rat.

.................and by the way you are right, I ain't STREET

Nice to meet you people. Im certainly fascinated by the welcome i've had.

it's not usually this friendly, they must have sunstroke.

Park rat? Wat?

it's not usually this friendly, they must have sunstroke.

really? haha. I've had worse to be honest, people would abuse me to the point where they cant abuse me anymore because im so used to it.
I quite like friendly forums with abit of a joke aye.

Do you have the same username on all your forums?

Park rat? Wat?

yes, I wouldnt be surprised if you didnt understand these terms "park rat" or " you aint street" because its much more BMX orientated. So by saying that, you would understand what i mean if you rode bmx.#

And, no i dont have the same usernames on all forums, i use this one for 2 others.

really? haha. I've had worse to be honest, people would abuse me to the point where they cant abuse me anymore because im so used to it.
I quite like friendly forums with abit of a joke aye.

then you have to ask yourself why you've been "abused" so much?

Stop bulling him man! Just cos he has probably the most dickfaced username i've ever seen...........

i thought it was OOL at first.

then you have to ask yourself why you've been "abused" so much?

You get quite a few chaps on forums who think they are internet keyboard warriors.

How can someone shitlist themselves in such a record low number of posts?

You get quite a few chaps on forums who think they are internet keyboard warriors.

Ai thats true...............but I've not been 'abused' on any internet forum. Maybe you attract abuse somehow?

Oh and they don't 'think' that they are internet keyboard warriors. That is exactly what they are

I like tortoises.
for an SS, your best bet is Bay-E.
buy some shitty roadbike, remove gears (except for a suitable front chainring and rear cog (sprocket) ratio)
use spacers to get chainline right
leave brakes on.
Piss on the bike to mark your territory.
Dig a hole in the back yard and bury it.
Refind it again, read calvin and hobbes.
Then buy some beer.
Drink said beer, in a generally drinking way.
Eat some cheese (or if your vegan tempeh?)
Then have some more beer, look at your bike, check to see if your territory is still marked, if not repeat the peeing stage.
Then go for a ride up and down your street.
then return to the forum and post a pic of you rubbing your new whip.

Oh and you don't need to be a 'bmxer' to know what a park rat is, its not an exclusive term now is it?

Oh yeah and just for good measure:

You're a cunt.
or Are you?
Or am i a cunt?
or Am i?

I know hippy is a cunt.
Fuck i'm bored of this degree.
at least no matter what at the end of this week it's done.
Oh yeah, right now, and I mean this very second, yes now, go eat some cocopops*.

• unless you're a racist in which case subsitute Rice Crispies.