Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

This thread needs slashing, dicing and to be thoroughly stabbed.

Knife appreciation.

Yeah, funny.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=knife+injuries&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

You may have noted, that this is LONDONfgss, and therefore Londoners like me, are aware that knives have other uses here in this city, than culinary work.

Hospitals are full of people who are the victims of knife lovers. Knife lovers are not only chefs. That part, is the shame.

A love of a dangerous weapon is one thing, but as a tool of work is another. Society reacts with chagrin at the true effect of knives here. THAT is why some, like me, find the knife love, sad.

Signed, Bellend

PS. Liking a knife is no less credible than liking a bike. This is lunatic. People don't easily pick up a bike, with the aim of killing another person.

It looks like you were trying to steer the thread away form the OP so that you could then later complain about it !!! WTF, OMG!

I don't, and won't, ignore anyone on this forum.

I just feel that forum's are a coming together of all sorts of people, so ignoring is an odd way of managing differences.

That said, I'm fairly confident that I am the next most ignored person, after Paul-Michel.

I won't put Platini on ignore, nor anyone else.

That's very good of you, well done.

I believe this "forum" is hosted on the internet, the internet is used by some people to groom victims for horrible crimes and other nasty stuff too, therefore I find your internet use / love offensive.....next post I'm going to use an abbreviation of a rude phrase and tell you how more seniorer than you I am....

Looks as if the knives are well and truly out in this thread. ;)

This thread is a cut above the rest.

thread saviour!, rapier wit!

It's got a real edge to it.

Very sharp, winston.

It looks like you were trying to steer the thread away form the OP so that you could then later complain about it !!! WTF, OMG!

That's very good of you, well done.

I believe this "forum" is hosted on the internet, the internet is used by some people to groom victims for horrible crimes and other nasty stuff too, therefore I find your internet use / love offensive.....next post I'm going to use an abbreviation of a rude phrase and tell you how more seniorer than you I am....

Nutter.
(I know you won't mind/see me pointing that out)...

You could cut the tension in the thread with a er...spoon.

It's like chopping up one long post into many little ones.

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I've always sabred Oliver's way with words...

I like my roove very much. I might just start a thread about that.

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I'm having an epee-phinay.

I've always sabred Oliver's way with words...

I'm just getting into the groove.

There hasn't been a scimitar thread for a while.

I hope you don't get foiled again...

Gang members often connive to do harm.

The OP's looking daggers at us now.

Hey Oliver.....only 13 hours 'til Pretzels and Schwarzewaldekirschetorte! (spelling?)

^^ Ha-ha, very cleaver.

oohhh the tension is almost tang-ible

The OP is clearly too thrusting.

Hey Oliver.....only 13 hours 'til Pretzels and Schwarzewaldekirschetorte! (spelling?)

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. Now stop distracting me from punning. ;)

Actually, I wouldn't mind a slice of one now.

oohhh the tension is almost tang-ible

who's going to be Victorinox?

I'm on a knife's edge to see what Platini will come up with next.

I axed him to be nice.
(Half the people on here probably think that's the right spelling). po-faced face