Do you love your knive? (AKA knive appreciation thread)

I hope someone will get some bladed recognition.

I'm on a knife's edge to see what Platini will come up with next.

You must be half-cut, lass...

I have a good thread knife.

I wonder if this thread is now a knive topic.

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. Now stop distracting me from punning. ;)

Actually, I wouldn't mind a slice of one now.

'slice'
Arf!

Many a knave has been run through with a knive.

The OP must be sword.

Where is everybody? Are you all hacked off?

Now there's a German aspect to the thread, it reminded me of these knives, when I was a chef...word was that these were the best, I could only afford a paring knife....it was good, still got it somewhere.....

http://www.mansonscateringequipment.co.uk/products/Friedr._DICK_Knives_and_Tools/81647240H_Chefs_Knife_No_III_.html

Now there's a German aspect to the thread, it reminded me of these knives, when I was a chef...word was that these were the best, I could only afford a paring knife....it was good, still got it somewhere.....

http://www.mansonscateringequipment.co.uk/products/Friedr._DICK_Knives_and_Tools/81647240H_Chefs_Knife_No_III_.html

A snip at £245 plus VAT.

This thread is a chip off the old block.

Where is everybody? Are you all hacked off?

You're just a Schlager-off, don't have an epee...

This is getting goring.

Toledo doh, don't dey?

someone "bolster-up" Oliver

Dirk?

Slash?

Kris?

I had a Parang today...

Masterchef?

I had a Parang today...

Steel yourself.

I saw some lovely D-locks today.

I used to drink alcohol-free lager, but now that condition's cleared up I can proudly say that I'm an Excalibur drinker...

I had a Parang today...

It was in my Scimitar.

So what's your point?