Only twats ride with worn cleats

shudders

Chris

If we are suitably charged up we could give you the golden puss shower!

Wrong. Wrong to the power of moral terpitude.

They have just drained around half a pint of gunk from my arse. It didn't look very nice.

keep it in a water pistol to spray at arroooooogggggaaaeurrrrrggggghhhh (the sound of him vomitting)

get well soon Clive

get well soon Clive

+1

keep it in a water pistol to spray at arroooooogggggaaaeurrrrrggggghhhh (the sound of him vomitting)

You DJ, are up for on charges of moral terpitide. Clive will have to defend you. I predict you will get a "hangin' judge"

Good luck with the healing Clive. Sounds like you'll need it.

This has gone beyond ridiculous, and certainly not to the sublime! Who'd have thought one little cleat would lead to this? Clive please get better before these jokes get any sicker.

Blessed is Clive, peace be upon his buttock.

Oh just seen this. I can't believe with all his suffering he becomes the butt of jokes.. I just hope they crack the problem

My friend had a similar problem last year, he was back in for every week for a good few months to get the bandages changed.. fingers crossed Clive, rest it up

Try not to over analyse the problem. Just rest up. You never know what openings will rear up during some time for reflection.

Good luck with the recovery Clive!

from now on Clive will never wear the same pair of cleats twice.

What a bummer, hope your ok!

They have just drained around half a pint of gunk from my arse. It didn't look very nice.

What everybody is missing is that Clive has finally found a way to lose weight!

^ Nah, get better soon, Clive. That sounds like one intractable wound with lots of complications, and a couple of pints of bad luck.

i think it's just an excuse for a bumming gone wrong.

so Damo, were those your pink fluids in his ass?

i've never touched his donkey, mule or indeed any other equine species belonging to clive.

But you have eyed my saddle.

Still in hospital. Still producing pus as though there was a world wide shortage.

Tap up old Fearnley whittingstall, i am sure he would be delighted to knock up a tapioca or other sweet pudding with it

Oh i immediately regret that.. I hate tapioca

Clive, instead of merely offering commiserations, I'm off to sacrifice a white goat at my friendly neighbourhood witchdocter, and will be consulting with my ancestors later....
Get well mate!
Scherrit.