Only twats ride with worn cleats

Scherrit, that is very kind but I am becoming convinced that there are sumpt too many people out there with voodoo dolls sticking pins into my buttock

shit

been rumbled

always wanted to poke your arse

Those are actual needles full of anti-biotics. You must be hallucinating.

cliveo on ripped to the tits shocker.

read more in your supersoarawaysun. only 20p.

Is the legal system coping with Clive's absence? We don't want a run on law firms now do we?

Don't worry Andy Kavanagh has it all under wraps, until his faithful side kick returns

Career change?

Heal up Mr O.

can we propose a new tv show

"I am a celebrity and I want a face full of clives anal puss"

its got everything, anal action, z list celebs, and mildly distasteful things for daily mail and sun readers to get excited about

Looks like I am stuck here for another couple of days and will still have a lot of healing to do afterwards. Not sure when I will next be on a bike. I am also bored of daytime television. Thank goodness for the half hour highlights of the Tour Downunder.

Mind you, the constant pictures of injured people in Haiti without medical help make my trauma and situation leap into perspective.

heal soon, clive O'sorearse. x

bored of daytime tv?
try wanking to it.

not the pics of haiti i hasten to add.

You sick puppy, Damo.

Sorry to hear you're stuck in hospital Clive. Heal fast.

Clive; really sorry to hear about this, hope you heal up.

and also sorry for laughing at this thread. again.

i meant just having a gentle strum on the manjo while watching some cookery show.

there's a viz term for it, and i can't remember it.

Manjo strumming is not part of my recovery regime. Watching cookery programmes is also not recommended.

Clive - You out the slammer yet?

Err, I just read up 4 posts.

Silly Dov

Jesus, only just seen the updates.

Heal up fast, Clive.

take it easy clive - i bet your ass has never had so much attention

you've seen him shaking it about, right?

Oohhhhhh hokey cokey cokey.

Pokey mofo

Violence solves nothing, possibly.