Only twats ride with worn cleats

MG - the surgeon said that it could be drained but would refill and require redraining. He strongly recommended a once and for all fix. He said he would usually do it with local anesthetic but that it was so huge that it would need a general but could be done without an overnight stay in hospital. Less than two weeks to go before my instant weight loss programme.

My wife gave me a training diary for Christmas which envisages a daily weigh in. At least I will have one day of downward movement.

Scouse rooster, no way clips and straps. Jumping out of pedals in an emergency is vital if riding in London's famous London.

They wouldn't let me keep the fluid sack even when I explained that I needed it as proteinous sustenance for my vegan friends.

My buttocks are now evenly matched and as aesthetic as one could wish.

My buttocks are... as aesthetic as one could wish.

Big-head.

They wouldn't let me keep the fluid sack even when I explained that I needed it as proteinous sustenance for my vegan friends.

My buttocks are now evenly matched and as aesthetic as one could wish.

Damo, you've been stalking me again. Bully.

...and the saga continues. It looks as though my operation wound is infected. Just off to hospital. Woke at some time this morning shivering and shivering. Now sweating up. Lots of pain and swelling. Only just now able to think about going to hospital.

Check and change your cleats.

Sorry to hear that Clive. Get well soon.

oh clive, do take care of yourself! Now I'm concerned about you. /mothering mode/

Sorry to hear that, clive. Get better soon.

I hope they can fix you up at the hospital Clive, get well soon.

jesus. hurry up and heal up clive.

Jesus... I just found out what 'twat' actually means. A bit fuckin rude, isn't it???

yeah.... you fucking twat

Fair shout.

sorry, I couldn't help myself :(

Want a chocolate fudge brownie to make up for my rudeness?

Also, feel better Clive!

sorry, I couldn't help myself :(

Want a chocolate fudge brownie to make up for my rudeness?

All forgiven!

Heal up mister o

An infected arse wound? Ouch. Heal fast, Clive.

Get your own back and sue the arse off them ;)

Hope they provide someone fit to rub in the antiseptic.

Heal quick man!

Get better Clive, we need you back on (the) track. Are you back home???
Scherrit.

Went to hospital had wound redressed and was given antibiotics. Got home. Wound started pouring out lymph fluid. Back to hospital and kept in. Now waiting for a drain to be inserted. And shivering and shivering.

Thanks for kind thoughts

Clives Anal Ooze

Clive is back in hospital right now, they kept him in overnight as he was leaking puss.

He hopes to be back home tonight.

Please heal up fast, I dont want to be visiting any more of my ancient/decrepit friends in hospital.

Dang clive. Get better.

And remind me to not be near you and DJ and you swap infected buttock operation stories.