Just crashed into a Lamborghini!

Rescindment accepted. I am also unbearably stubborn and am never wrong
Glad we cleared that up. The next round is on you though.
Please forward me details of where you will be at the conclusion of the working week so that I can collect.
I can only stop for two pints though as any units of alcohol over and above that will negate my ability to negotiate the roads safetly and I've heard that theres a rogue car driver on the streets stalking poor cyclists with his poor driving skills.

Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.

I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds

lame, mike. fucking lame. and i'm getting a little tired of your hard-man 'tough-as-nails' schtick.

I never said I was a hard man as tough as nails LPG. You seemed to have conferred that on my good name. Which is odd seeing as we don't know each other. Most of your comments to these incidents I have are negative and so I just ignore them

Maybe you should try a sheep mikec, it's good stress relief erm-ahem or so I hear

*'Rescindment accepted' Platini correction, *rare event!

Beautiful morning, despite my raging hangover, made even better by crashing into a brand spanking new Lamborghini.

I see him ahead of me in a side road, and I just* know* he is going to pull out in front of me, daddies little boy can't drive daddies car properly. So I have slowed right down to about 5 mph by the time I cycle straight into his gleaming wing. I could of avoided him completely of course, but I wanted to see if I could damage his car. I was contemplating not slowing down, whakcing him full pelt and see if I could of gotten some nice new wheels and the old injuries claim. Anyway, it made my morning, the look of panic on his face at impact - 2 seconds

anyone who purposely crshes into a lambo at 5mph is an instant hero in my book!

good on you sir! what did you get out of it?

I got a load of fucking abuse thats what I got! I appreciate the support The Crane

anyone who purposely crshes into a lambo at 5mph is an instant hero in my book!

good on you sir! what did you get out of it?

Yards of abuse from more sensible cyclists

Damn it, beaten to the post

Mikecs bike?

Bike justice!

insert big, just for laughs, smiley face here

anyone who purposely crshes into a lambo at 5mph is an instant hero in my book!

good on you sir! what did you get out of it?

A boner?

Nah RPM, that was my thought, especially with HH opening tomorrow. I probably hit him at just under 5mph so no damage to my bike whatsoever. Pretty sure there was no damage to the car either. I just gave him the usual volley of abuse and was on my way

HAHAHAHA yes! you should have blagged a £20 note out of his wallet at least

"look what you did to my bike you dozy cunt! im sueing!, dont you look out for cyclists? you should be banned from the road you idiotic prick"

if he'd heard that he would have thrown his wallet at you

Yards of abuse from more sensible cyclists

!kcoc

Central London this am:

had the car actually pulled into the road when you t-boned it?

not about physics....more simple common sense, common sense tells me not to hit something for no reason......and looking like he was going to pull out of a side road is not really a reason.(not in my eyes)

He didn't hit it for no reason.. he hit it to see what damage he could do... very different

Mike you mentioned that you're injured but still cycling with only one brake (don't want to use your knees), isn't that a little silly?

Other vehicles pull out in front of us all the time, be it through not paying due care and attention or misjudging our speed. If you're aware enough or have that spideysense tingle that there's fuckwittery afoot you prepare yourself accordingly and give the verbals. I this case I think a "that was a bit silly I could have scratched and dented the shit out of your pride and joy" would have shit him up and made him think a little more in future.

Also having mentioned you intention to hit him on the net if you had done any damage you'd be liable for the cost of the repairs... regardless of if you think it's right your opening statement would have you bang to rights I'm afriad.

why? he chose to ride into him.

share the love. if you can afford to drive a lambo you can afford to pay off a cyclist who may or may not have deliberatly rode into you

had the car actually pulled into the road when you t-boned it?

The car was in the middle of the road. It had puled all the way out in front of me without even looking, or worse still, with scant regards to my safety.

Mike you mentioned that you're injured but still cycling with only one brake (don't want to use your knees), isn't that a little silly?

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BINGO! Full House! Another brake thread!!!! What do I win.

I think you should have got him with a snot rocket

Didnt have your bike with you the last time mikec?

http://www.lightupload.com/video/crazy/330/Idiot-Caught-Denting-Up-A-Lamborghini.html

he did deliberately ride into him...so your point is?

my point is cars should be more careful. he could have avoided him but chose to teach him a lesson about cycle awareness. mike is a hero among men and deserves to be rewarded for teaching a rich for nothing little twat to watch out for everyone and anyone on a bike

BINGO! Full House! Another brake thread!!!! What do I win.

An adrenaline raising cycle around London with me, seeking out oblivious drivers for special abuse and if I am jealous of their cars, due to my small knob, a shunt everynowandthen

i am still pissing myself over this thread.

:D

To be fair to Lamborghinis, no cyclist has ever been "doored" by one. That's an example of pretty considerate design.