Football

How are spurs getting on?

^^ too true marky. You bullied an 18 year-old kid in a game of kick ball. Are you happy now?

I agree, he has a lot to learn and he needs to learn how to play against physical sides. I do draw the line at choosing Andy Reid though. He's Irish for starters...

Spurs will be ok when they bring Bale or Defoe on...

Tottenham should win this now and get through. Disgraceful but kf diving though.

The comeback is on! Both goals with Eriksen involved. If Sherwood doesn't start Eriksen now, he needs to get to fuck.

I feel sorry for dnipro - vertonghen loves to get on people's nerves and he turned up there with one target of riling up the other bloke. Shame the slightest touch of the head is considered a straight red - and with a neutral hat on, soldado should def be off too.

However

COYS!

NB Look at that, now that we play some varied and open football, we score goals? Magic?? (Dnipro being a bit looser after their goal helps too)

Adebaaaayooooooooooooooor

tottenham tottenham, no one can stop them, they're gunna do it like they did last year

Shocked that Ferdinand is still playing. He's useless.

The only commentary I heard about Carrick and Cleverly all night was "ball given away by carrick/cleverly"

if either of them make it in the england squad..........

You rang, master Zander?

Absolute class from Adebuyor
Great game

Was ready to pull the plug on this game, but we've turned it around, despite sherwood it would seem.
Vertonghen's gone down easily, but Dnipro player did put his head in.

Fuck me! We've scored a third. Adebayor's second is a beauty..
Would have been four if soldado's goal hadn't been ruled offside.

Not looking forward to the last twenty mins, one mistake and all the hard works been for nought..

Keep the faith, we're still a man up and in charge.

Fuck me, Sandro off and bentaleb on?!? I know Sandro's been out of the team for a whole but he's been the one doing the dirty work in the centre of the park, shielding the central defenders.
I know Dnipro are a man down but come on!

Vertonghen's gone down easily

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/27/tottenham-v-dnipro-europa-league-live

Clip there. Looks pretty shady to me.

Agreed, but we need Sandro for the league now, don't want to burn him out. Townsend looked rusty tonight!

Last night was terrible and expected. No shape, no ideas, team mates starting to snipe at each other in their national press, this is no malaise, we've hit the self destruct button in the biggest way possible.

Moyes needs to be honest with himself, he hasn't got a clue how to sort it and needs to fuck off soon.

The players worked for the greatest manager in the history of the British game. The drop off in intensity is very understandable but doesn't seem to be acknowledged. What else can Moyes do? Throw cups? Kick shit? Threaten to kick them out? They'll only say, "What have you won?" And he has open revolt with the next transfer window a long way off with a rookie chairman. Half of them are at then end of the line anyway (some due to age, some due to their shitness finally being revealed sans fergie's big
stick). And they're holding on (aka ransomed) to what remaining quality they have for dear life. Aside from RvP who was the last player they spent big on? Anything since the levered debt? Without a class of '99 or a change of ownership I'm not sure where the ship is heading. How else can you buy top top top players when the bar has now been set@£300k?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/27/tottenham-v-dnipro-europa-league-live

Clip there. Looks pretty shady to me.

Vertonghen was definitely looking to piss him off, but Zozulya did headbutt him. From the other angle you can see Vertonghen's head noticeably moving from the contact.

Headbutt?

Yeah, it's where one person uses their head (forehead mostly) to strike another person on or around the upper torso.

is clive out there ?

he probably saw a chelsea supporter wearing a half half and red trousers

Your best yet.

^^ too true marky. You bullied an 18 year-old kid in a game of kick ball. Are you happy now?

I agree, he has a lot to learn and he needs to learn how to play against physical sides. I do draw the line at choosing Andy Reid though. He's Irish for starters...

Sorry, were we supposed to make allowances for him because he's 18?

Oh, and I didn't realise being Irish would exclude you from a championship 11...

8 minutes of Harry Kane looked better than 87 minutes of Soldado. Scary that we paid so much for him.

Yeah, it's where one person uses their head (forehead mostly) to strike another person on or around the upper torso.

What's the definition of elbowing someone in the face?

Sorry, were we supposed to make allowances for him because he's 18?

Oh, and I didn't realise being Irish would exclude you from a championship 11...

No. But it's not an aesthetically pleasing style of football.

We were talking about England XI's up page.

No. But it's not an aesthetically pleasing style of football.

We were talking about England XI's up page.

When we ripped you a new one, the style was particularly pleasing...