Football

Take a shit was how I read it or use a bit of Canesten

Success cream? Sounds good, you should send Brenda a tube...

yeah we all need to do a chelsy every once in a while

Apparently so.

I've a spare ticket for tonight. Any one fancy it? It's sitting next to me so no cunts allowed.

prawn and avocado sarnies included?

I might buy you a bag of prawn cocktail crisps if you're good, they have the grab bag size in the ground.

I've a spare ticket for tonight. Any one fancy it? It's sitting next to me so no cunts allowed.

Good job it's at the Emirates where there's no talking allowed.

middleofnowhere, would have taken you up on that offer, if it wasn't going to take me the rest of the night to get there...

Was it the crisps or the ticket you fancied?

you aren't that slow corney
ignore what the haters say

I've a spare ticket for tonight. Any one fancy it? It's sitting next to me so no cunts allowed.

wrong thread

fuck, am half-tempted actually but need to see a man about a bavarian mountain hound first so timing will be tighter than ivanovic's shorts

If you can make 7.30 outside gate C that would be the deadline. Go on, you know you want to.

I've a spare ticket for tonight. Any one fancy it? It's sitting next to me so no cunts allowed.

I quite fancy that, would be nice to see some decent football for a change.

Ooops, just read the second part so that's me out.

Yeah, beats watching the Leicester/Forest game.

Brilliant offer mat. Just come from upper street and saw the fans starting to congregate. Enjoy the match.

Clive and Chris back on the same day? Coincidence?

Have they kissed and made up?

Shit penalty from Ozil

Golden rule - never let the player who was fouled take the penalty.

Uh oh.

I know thems the rulez but always find red card and a pen too harsh.

did lol @ the arse result.

City and Arsenal thinking they can do a Chelsea. Ha

hmmm i think this new tactic of going down to 10 men and conceding 2 goals might come back to bite the english teams in the away legs