Football

Oh Forest...

hmmm i think this new tactic of going down to 10 men and losing 2 goals might come back to bite the english teams in the away legs

They should try our tactic of going down to 10 men and getting an equaliser

I've a spare ticket for tonight. Any one fancy it? It's sitting next to me so no cunts allowed.

Ooops, just read the second part so that's me out.

Don't blame you, who'd want to sit next to that pillock.

When you get a spare in a completely different ground, count me in.

you dodged a bullet there corney

They should try our tactic of going down to 10 men and getting an equaliser

My preferred result involved a sinkhole opening up and releasing a pocket of gas wiping out everything east of the M1. But I suppose a draw will suffice.

Not looking good for City and Arsenal now.

wiping out everything east of the M1.

And we'd still get our customary 6 points off you each year...

Who have Libpool got next in the Europa League?

in basket one eggs all

12% possession at home. That's a proper schooling.

12% possession at home. That's a proper schooling.

21% according to BBC. Very, very poor nonetheless

They should try our tactic of going down to 10 men and getting an equaliser

We had Danny Collins on the pitch, we started with ten men.

As I said in my pre-match excuses we had six first team players out injured so I'll take a draw ta.

12% possession at home. That's a proper schooling.

21% according to BBC. Very, very poor nonetheless

When you've only ever watched football on teletext it's hardly surprising you don't understand the game.

12% possession at home. That's a proper schooling.

21% according to BBC. Very, very poor nonetheless

We were far better before the red card. Down to 10 men against the best team in Europe i say we did pretty well tonight. Conceded two goals one was an impossible to catch shot and one at 88 minutes where the team was very tired. Well done lads.

Mirror back page is hilarious.

I didn't think Chesny touched him when I saw it. Having seen replays, it is a foul and a pen but for me not a red. Boateng should have been sent off.

You can trot out some great stats from tonight but really what else were they expected to do?!

Missing the penalty was massive, we had them totally on the ropes and that would have been massive.

Oh well - Cest la vie

Schalke sign their 17 year old Albanian/German Donis Avdijaj, to a new contract with a €50M release clause, even though he's never played first team football.

He's part of their production line of attacking talents, Özil, Draxler, Meyer, and now him.

No-one has ever heard of him, but supposedly all the top clubs want him. Watch this space...

Everton are going to be a shoe-in for the Fair Play league

What has happened with that Ozil bloke? Surely for £43000000 you would expect a little more.
I think he will overtake Torres as the biggest waste of money ever spent

Everton are going to be a shoe-in for the Fair Play league

Oh dear. He will end up knocking one of the players out

Mike, please answer this question: How many trophies has Fernando Torres won since he left Liverpool?

Simple answer, just a number will do.

How many did he win at Libpool?
#srsqstn

2, EC and WC.

He's never won a league title, maybe that's going to change this year.

Mike, please answer this question: How many trophies has Fernando Torres won since he left Liverpool?

Simple answer, just a number will do.

I don't know. One maybe two?
You would have won those trophies without him

You couldn't win anything WlTH him...