Football

Let him support a decent team. It'll be a lot more fun for him at school.

Why? He supports his local team, team of his birth...how it should be

Glory hunting plastics can lick my tagnuts

My nipper's showing good early signs of being a Blue

Watches bits of games on the laptop with me, shouts 'goal' when we score, knows who we are when we pop up on SSN etc

Never taking him to The Emirates so he'd better get used to it

Christ on a bike, you can't even follow your own blinkered rules on the same fucking page.

Let him support a decent team. It'll be a lot more fun for him at school.

I know.

he'll soon work it out for himself
it'll disappoint dad but will mean way less wedgies

There is another guy from Swindon I know of. He welches on all his bets and secretly supports the Reds of the Mersey...

My nipper's showing good early signs of being a Blue

Watches bits of games on the laptop with me, shouts 'goal' when we score, knows who we are when we pop up on SSN etc

Never taking him to The Emirates so he'd better get used to it

yeah it is so funny. I have them dancing around the room shouting goal! whenever a goal is scored when we watch MOTD Sunday morning. I am trying to dissuade them from celebrating when Chelsea or Untied score but I am not sure the best way of going about it without confusing them or using words I shouldn't
Like bunch of cunts

Saw my mate and his 1 year old son at the weekend. He's a Chelsea fan living in Leeds. My mate says he's going to let him support Leeds. That's love.

My nipper's showing good early signs of being a Blue

Watches bits of games on the laptop

Another plastic, then...

Christ on a bike, you can't even follow your own blinkered rules on the same fucking page.

TEH RUELS have always been:

• Team of your birth
  
• Dad's team
  
  

Basta

Saw my mate and his 1 year old son at the weekend. He's a Chelsea fan living in Leeds. My mate says he's going to let him support Leeds. That's love.

It would be hard to grow up in that particular hell hole as anything other than a dirty filthy cheating leeds supporter. He's done the right thing and saved the kid from numerous beatings at school. That and he's never going to go to Stamford Bridge, most yorkies don't leave the county until they go off to Uni.

He'll probably get sent to Sheffield.

TEH RUELS have always been:

• Team of your birth
  
• Dad's team
  
  

Basta

So he's going to be a closet koppite then?

Another plastic, then...

He's 33.3% Scouse, 33.3% Eastend and 33% North London

His choices will be:

Everton
West Ham
Arsenal

Datzit

He could get a half/half Arse/Liverpoo top.

He'll be a Chelsea supporter.

What's the remaining 0.4%? The grenadier guards?

Flamini is out of tonight's game, which does leave me a little worried.

The highlights might not have shown it at the weekend but once he went off, for a good 20 minutes, we were the second best team.

Will be a different proposition against Dortmund tonight.

Looking forward to it actually....is Arteta back yet?

Yup.

It may be him and Vermalen in Midfield.

Is it on the normal telebox or Sky?

Plastico and proud.

Are you not South American pisti?

Is it on the normal telebox or Sky?

Normal, ITV1 at 1930.

Nan on my Mum's side was born in Santiago, moved to Liverpool when she was about 3yo

Gonna be fun being above the Dortmund fans.

Always great support

Normal, ITV1 at 1930.

Right I'll fuck off over the pub anyway to mix with all the plastic Gooners...
She'll be watching that Bake-Off cobblers