Football

yep

Poor cunt

I assume you're from Boro then? Fair play for not being a plastic glory hunting helmet bag of cunts though by opting for Utd or Liverpool

I was born there but moved to South Cumbria when I was a toddler. No one in South Cumbria supports Carlisle Utd. I picked up supporting Boro when everyone else supported Man U, Liverpool, Everton, Tottenham or Arsenal.

That's a great goal, but in no way is it comparable to this;

rebel
bet you regret it now

No

yes

rebel
bet you regret it now

Why? He supports his local team, team of his birth...how it should be

Glory hunting plastics can lick my tagnuts

No-one who has been to Middlesbrough before is going to go back there if at all possible. So you can write off Ravanelli, JF-H and Emerson for starters.

That means Souness is out of the picture too. Damn.

Poor cunt

I assume you're from Boro then? Fair play for not being a plastic glory hunting helmet bag of cunts though by opting for Utd or Liverpool

This ^^

Why? He supports his local team, team of his birth...how it should be

Glory hunting plastics can lick my tagnuts

And that ^^

#weartheshirt

Oi! You're from Barnet so you should support Arsenal

*cockney Kopites, I've shat 'em

That must be after you swallowed them.

I've got a mate from 'Boro actually. Yep you're right, supports Utd

I know a guy from Swindon...

What shirt does he wear?

Oi! You're from Barnet so you should support Arsenal

*cockney Kopites, I've shat 'em

I am passing that mantle onto the kids.
We were in the pub watching the game and celebrating when Liverpool went top of the table, briefly on Saturday and we were celebrating again when Arsenal went top later that day.
Right now for me it is err, win, win

I know a guy from Swindon...

No you don't, stop trying to impress the big boys*

*clive

Did I say it was you? Why are you so jumpy?

Oi! You're from Barnet so you should support Barnet

*cockney Kopites, I've shat 'em

fixed that for you

What shirt does he wear?

United fan...

I am passing that mantle onto the kids.
We were in the pub watching the game and celebrating when Liverpool went top of the table, briefly on Saturday and we were celebrating again when Arsenal went top later that day.
Right now for me it is err, win, win

My nipper's showing good early signs of being a Blue

Watches bits of games on the laptop with me, shouts 'goal' when we score, knows who we are when we pop up on SSN etc

Never taking him to The Emirates so he'd better get used to it

calls social services