Football

Arsenal Dortmund should be a great game. Not really following any of the teams rigorously but have the potential of a really entertaining game!

Schalke vs Chelsea could be interesting as well. Milan - Barca have played each other so many times it almost feels like a rerun. Milan really on the decline but i hope they surprise me tonight and kick start their season.

Nan on my Mum's side was born in Santiago, moved to Liverpool when she was about 3yo

So you're a quarter Chilean, it all makes sense now.

Racist

I could be up by the Emirates as early as 6pm if anybody fancied meeting up for a few pre match jars.

Go to The Hemingford

*my local

Saw my mate and his 1 year old son at the weekend. He's a Chelsea fan living in Leeds. My mate says he's going to let him support Leeds. That's love.

means he wont get the shit kicked out of him at school

He could get a half/half Arse/Liverpoo top.

Not even in jest

Nerged

fuckkkkk I forgot to set a recording do-dah for the footy tonight on my tellybox.

just e-mail your wi-fi cloud thingy and auto select the thing-a-ma-jig

My stuffs is not that inter-mi-grated

Highlights at 22.45

You going tonight Joe?

He's 33.3% Scouse, 33.3% Eastend and 33% North London

Very odd genetics ratios, though this could depend on his conception.

Me and my family = Liverpool
Her and her family = Canning Town/Bow
Nipper born = Islington

Conceived = Streatham

Me and my family = South America -> Liverpoo -> Swindon
Her and her family = Canning Town/Bow
Nipper born = Islington

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Too much info...

Streatham's a lovely name.

It's all meaningless until he actually goes to a game

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10396885/BBC-needs-more-Liverpool-accents-and-has-metropolitan-bias-Director-General-admits.html

just like me and pisti's

Have these people never watched MotD?

the scouse accents on lawro and hansen are misundertandable

Bread, The Liverbirds, Brookside, The Boys From the Blackstuff, Jimmy Tarbuck, Ken Dodd, Cilla Black, Ringo Star doing Thomas the Tank Engine.

The television positively groans with scouse accents

I thought I paid the licence fee to keep scousers off the TV.

Fuck, and I've been paying double all these years just to make sure.

Might start supporting Orient.

A few of the kids from my school are in their youth setup and some of the PE teachers help down there. Plus they're doing better than Chester and Ipswich.