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Never get involved in a game of Risk. I've got 2 friends who still won't talk to each because of a broken treaty in a game 20 years ago.
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@ Pisti, the stand where you watch the match whilst nursing your child from the elongated man nipples that protrude from your drooping pecs, thinking to yourself that maybe you've let yourself go a bit as those selvedge jeans you searched long and hard for are a bit tight in the waist and crotch area, and you've realised that you've got to loosen the top button after a big meal.
What the frig are you on about?? Lamest retort EVER!
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oh and PS.
go and wank over your new "it looks exactly like the old one" badge, but hey the fans got their knickers in a twist and suddenly just like that its been magically "redesigned"
Corny comes out fighting
Dear oh dear....
Seen more fight in a run over hedgehog
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No mention of Colman's mustard? Is this an extension of your antipathy towards coloured trousers?
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Clive, I generally like these reports when I can be bothered to finish them but I feel your continued comedy riff of "ooo, isn't it all a bit deprived outside of good old London" is starting to wear a bit thin. The best ones are the London ones as you are forced to stay away from this 'grim up north' narrative. I think you should stay away from it in an attempt to come up with something more original.
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What the frig are you on about?? Lamest retort EVER!
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he's calling you fatty fat fat.. you're calling him plastic -
When the sub sets over the castle and cathedral
Wait.. what? Were you hungry when you wrote that?
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who would win in a punch up?
Me..
oh those two.. I would expect faces to one side and hands flapping
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That cunt couldn't beat an egg
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Wooooooooooooooah dicki, don't even go there.
#nevergetinvolvedinalandwarinasia