Football

have we laughed at man citeh yet

if not please find below some lol's, feel free to use them if you've run out

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I am at a loss to see why some people tip them for the league this year.
They need to sort out their GK situation in January for that to happen.
Me thinks Jo Hart has spent too many late nights in front of the Play Station with the reefer

#possibly

yours
are you happy to collect or should i post it to you ?

I'll collect. 3:48am, under the bridge

I am at a loss to see why some people tip them for the league this year.
They need to sort out their GK situation in January for that to happen.
Me thinks Jo Hart has spent too many late nights in front of the Play Station with the reefer

#possibly

I'm going Liverpoololololololololol

for those of a literary disposition

London Sports Writing Festival 17-20th October at Lords Cricket Ground.

The article focuses on the cycling events but some football ones caught my eye.

http://road.cc/content/news/95467-david-millar-will-fotheringham-rod-ellingworth-close-london-sports-writing

October 18, 2013 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
REFEREE! Mark Halsey and Ian Ridley in conversation with Mike Calvin

October 18, 2013 @ 3:30 pm – 4:30 pm
The Beautiful Game: Anthony Clavane in conversation with Ledley King, Clarke Carlisle and Kelly Smith

October 18, 2013 @ 5:00 pm – 6:00 pm
The Men Who Made Arsenal. Tom Watt in conversation with Patrick Barclay, Amy Lawrence and Philippe Auclair

October 18, 2013 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
Fear and Loathing in La Liga with Sid Lowe and Graham Hunter

October 18, 2013 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
The Gaffer with Neil Warnock and Mike Carson

October 18, 2013 @ 9:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Late Night at Lord’s. Messi with Guillem Balague

October 19, 2013 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
The Numbers Game: Why Everything You Know About Football is Wrong with Chris Anderson and David Sally

October 19, 2013 @ 9:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Late Night at Lord’s with The Blizzard

Booked tickets for the Friday 5-7.30pm

Which one of our many plastic koppites (and Pisti I include you) should take on this job;

http://jobs.theguardian.com/job/4711555/presenter/?INTCMP=dis_95

imagine pisti on that
he'd be banned before the first broadcast even goes out

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#weartheshirt

I'm on holiday. Otherwise I'd be very tempted by that, Corndog.

Ah was just about to text you about it!

'ave that!

Magical FA Cup Goal - Rene Steer of St Neots Town v Canvey Island - YouTube

Very 'Bainesesque'!

Metgodesque I think you'll find. His celebration definitely wasn't though.

two nil up, against post billionaire Anzhi.
We've looked a bit out of sorts, and I'll put that down to the pressing and harrying of Anzhi, who are closing us down and snapping at our heels throughout the first half. None of our players have any time on the ball and we've looked flustered and a bit helter skelter for much of it.

Lamela's been a bit anonymous, Dembele has beaten the first man plenty of times, and then been dispossessed by the second on countless occasions as he takes one dribble too many, Sandro and Lloris have looked sharp and Holtby has been up for the fight.
Can't complain but hopefully the returning first string will step up against West Ham on the weekend.

What stand you in?

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@ Pisti, the stand where you watch the match whilst nursing your child from the elongated man nipples that protrude from your drooping pecs, thinking to yourself that maybe you've let yourself go a bit as those selvedge jeans you searched long and hard for are a bit tight in the waist and crotch area, and you've realised that you've got to loosen the top button after a big meal.

Blimey. You've let yourself go since I met you in August.

CB - Pistis challenge should have been left flapping in the wind to get buried without reply. The tumbleweed was rolling but you took the bait and validated it.

oh and PS.

go and wank over your new "it looks exactly like the old one" badge, but hey the fans got their knickers in a twist and suddenly just like that its been magically "redesigned"

Corny comes out fighting

14 hours for that snappy comeback? Well it's a long way to Moscow, suppose it takes a while to get back.

crotch area

long flight nowhere, long flight!

it's in the kamatchka area on the risk board right ?

or is it irkutsk