Football

Fellaini & Baines OUT

Ince, McCarthy and Gareth fuckin Barry IN

*where's that cocktail?

#weeps
#martinezout

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/29/jose-mourinho-launches-bizarre-jose-and-the-special-ones-cartoon-3941796/

lul

Seems kaka is available from Real Madrid. Man U should be all over that...

They've got a knack for getting the most out of old people.

I thought it was Rooney who had a knack for getting the most into old people.

Rob?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/29/jose-mourinho-launches-bizarre-jose-and-the-special-ones-cartoon-3941796/

lul

remember you are chelsea and ... ah fuck it, why bother it's not as if chelsea believe it either

storyline number one

Jose wonders why his striker just can't score. And also wonders why his scouts sold the prolific goal machine that is Sturridge

shouldn't there be lightning bolts coming out of the end of his finger ?

or maybe just his arse

Can someone point out who sturridge has scored against?

No idea but my best bet is that he's found his level at Liverpool.

Career average is a goal every 157 minutes (65 in 188 matches).

Kevin prince boateng supposedly in for a medical at schalke,
And Toby aldeweid (sp) is heading for a medical at athletico Madrid.

Why did none of the premier league teams who were interested in the defender table an offer? Don't think he's going to be that expensive...

Can someone point out who sturridge has scored against?

just search for liverpool fixtures since xmas 2013 and that'll be a good starting point

i could get you a list but i just can't be arsed
you are sitting in front of the internet you do the legwork

And Toby aldeweid (sp) is heading for a medical at athletico Madrid.

Obvious troll is obvious...

Kevin prince boateng supposedly in for a medical at schalke,
And Toby aldeweid (sp) is heading for a medical at athletico Madrid.

Why did none of the premier league teams who were interested in the defender table an offer? Don't think he's going to be that expensive...

Norwich had a bid accepted.
He turned them down

rumours of liverpool in for torres

welcome back maestro
let gets the goal fest on again

The answer to that conundrum is by entering the reserve teams in the football league. Valuable experience in a competitive environment whilst still being coached by and using the facilities of the PL club. Surely the reserve squads of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City would benefit from playing in the Championship, providing they are good enough to get there in the first place. Just look at Spain, Germany and since this year the Netherlands.

Seriously?
Or tell south gate to stop making excuses for players who can't perform on the big stage. The failure of England at all level is a mental thing not an ability issue.
He is talking about players with plenty of experience of big prem matches. Then they have to sit in an international dressing room with lampard, gerrard, Ferdinand et al who have all shown that they bottle it when it comes to the crunch.

rumours of liverpool in for torres

welcome back maestro
let gets the goal fest on again

Lies.

No idea but my best bet is that he's found his level at Liverpool.

Career average is a goal every 157 minutes (65 in 188 matches).

he did well at bolton, your mob shifted him to a position where he didn't get to dance.. he's scoring at a very good rate for us.

Actually it's on the watered-down Daily Fail website.

So, lies...

Thats about as likely as Bale to Arsenal.

a few news sources have this story

rumours of liverpool in for torres

welcome back maestro
let gets the goal fest on again

Do not want

you're probably right

Do want (at the right price)