Football

Hook, line and sinker...

I recently tried to type Everton but my autocorrect changed it to Erection. Funny thing is, I am not sure they will stay up.

Good work Corney.

Top work, Corney. Don't give up the day job, Clive.

I recently tried to type Everton but my autocorrect changed it to Erection. Funny thing is, I am not sure they will stay up.

That is funny.
Auto spell corrects words to ones you use the most as it 'learns' from user input. One can only assume then that 'erection' is one of your preferred search terms

more likely to be "maintain" "erection" "middle-aged" "binky".

I'd like to keep Rooney. Lets give him the Cantona/Sheringham/Scholes role. He's still fucking awesome.
reminds me of Gazza.

Chalfie, take it away........

fat, past-it and drunk?

Near to death?

Too much?

500 games apparently is what most players have, according to Wilson's brain.

Wayne has played 526. I know Ryan has played a million and twelve.

It's alright if he wants a change of scenery.

Neither has the mentality or metabolism to be effective after the age of 28

fat, past-it and drunk?

FACT!

Near to death?

FACT!

Too much?

Never!

He adds style though

And is not Torres

Wouldn't Rooney be an upgrade on the strikers Chelsea have at the moment?

Once a blue #etc

The way Rooney thinks (i.e. with his bank balance/cock first) is he not going to totally ruin his 'nike-uk-athlete' contract with a move to SB? Can't see him donning the three stripes.

Messi.

He'll still wear Nike boots. I'm sure the hypervenom will get plenty of hype wherever he goes.

Yeah, but was he on a fat addidas contract before joining Barca? I'm completely ignorant to this but is Messi littered with a history of making apparently money motivated moves and then coming off looking nodderish? Seems he just gets on with his shit, and is rather successful at that.

The situation is unusual in that both sides of the fans equation seem pretty apathetic towards it happening or not. The only reason I don't him to sign for your shower is standard, as in I don't want to see him spank at hatrick at OT in a blue shirt, which would be so Rooney to do....if he wasn't fat and past it.

I'd much rather get 2 reasonable years out of Eto'o and get him to support our strikers than 3 or 4 from the bald, obese, chain smoking granny shagger. I strongly believe that Lukaku is what Chelsea need up front in the long term and if it means that we can move on Torres or Demba Ba then so be it.

But there aren't any sane individuals who'd buy either 'Nando or Ba.

Ba back to newcastle

Possible, but with other teams around Newcastle's true position in the league looking a lot stronger, come Christmas I think they'll be helping to prop up the table. Ba to go back to save the geordie bacon?

On the sanity note, Hoddle would like to work again apparently.

After what he said about raspberries it's highly unlikely he'll ever be considered sane again.

Despite the public flogging he got for his disability comments and his promotion of Eileen drewery, hoddle was a good coach and his teams played some attractive attacking football (obvious spurs bias, he was one of my favourite players growing up) and his inability to be the lynchpin of the England team for the entirety of his career still points to English footballs distrust of players with great technical ability who don't "work" hard enough..