Football

Rooney to Chelsea appears to be back on...

Mata to be playing in Red by the end of the window

Big, big, big mistake if it happens.

#pissandbleachcocktailonstandby

Rooney to Chelsea appears to be back on...

Mata to be playing in Red by the end of the window

Which red?

not liverpool red that's for sure.

Can't wait for Eto'o to sign for Chelsea and erase the Rooney saga from my memory.

~~I will wear a ManU shirt for a month if Mata goes there ~~

Maybe not

That would be the worst piece of business since Kenny was back at Anfield

Can't wait for Eto'o to sign for Chelsea and erase the Rooney saga from my memory.

I read somewhere that he's been paid a year's salary upfront (just €20 million) and would need to pay that back before they'll release him. Which makes it less straightforward.

You'd want to sack your manager if he let Mata go for Rooney.

bring back Rafa

Fuck it - bring back Big Phil

What about the Undertaker? I liked him

not liverpool red that's for sure.

Yes I know, but which Red?

I assumed he meant Man U

But maybe its Cardiff, or a new away kit, or some snazzy crimbo pjs

Chelsea to swap mata for Rooney makes a bit of sense, Chelsea are oversubscribed in the creative forward areas, hazard, Oscar, de bruyne, schurrle, if they get rid of mata they can push Oscar forward, or move hazard behind the striker. Rooney gives them experience, goals, and has played in that fluid kind of interchanging front line with tevez and a.n.other and scored a hatful doing it..

Are you doing something involving strong glue today? Indoors? With the windows shut?

Rooney scored a hatful then because the strategy for a bit was swing it on his head as he attacks from deep.

It's all that fantasy wanking he's doing before the cold reality of Christmas hits spurs.

Chelsea to swap mata for Rooney makes a bit of sense, Chelsea are oversubscribed in the creative forward areas, hazard, Oscar, de bruyne, schurrle, if they get rid of mata they can push Oscar forward, or move hazard behind the striker. Rooney gives them experience, goals, and has played in that fluid kind of interchanging front line with tevez and a.n.other and scored a hatful doing it..

So in your world, or in the Guardian's, Chelsea would take the man who has been Player of the Year for the last two years making 54 and 64 appearance, scoring 12 then 20 goals and 23 and 35 assists and who is 25 years old and swap him, or use him in part exchange for a player who is two and a half years older, made 44 and then 37 appearances scoring 34 but then 16 goals and whose salary is five times the amount of Mata's.

Perhaps not.

He adds style though

I will be literally very annoyed if Mata goes anywhere

I can't help but think Mou is just trollin'

Clive - don't let corneiad troll you so easily.

Otherwise, spot on.

Xabi Alonso broke his foot. out for 2-3 months