Football

Is the Arsenal game on terrestrial TV tonight? I could do with a laugh

Sky Sports1.

Chelsea v Villa not being shown anywhere - apart from live at Stanford Bridge where I will be.

It's shorts weather today, Clive. Or a nice pair of red trousers.

@Jaw Seferovic and Griezemsnn stole the show last night. Sociedad looked very assured/classy.

Shakthar have made some seriously good business this summer...

Olympique Lyonnais vs Real Sociedad 0-2 all goals and highlights champions league 20/08/2013 - YouTube

Interesting to see if they can maintain their momentum after losing one of their key players and coach.

I think Granero can fill the role of Illarremendi.
But time will tell

^^ Things have changed old bean.

clive's generation did it that way

Cigars and pats on the back all round.

Well done old boy.

car keys in the glass bowl

It has begun

who dat?

Liverpool in for Yarmolenko.

^^Balealdo

clive's generation did it that way

In my day being a the birth was being a "new man". Indeed, it was thought to be a little much to be at the conception.

[STRIKE]Liverpool [/STRIKE] **Tottenham will be **in for Yarmolenko.

Fixed that for you

In my day being a the birth was being a "new man". Indeed, it was thought to be a little much to be at the conception.

I'm such a 'new man' when it comes to the kids I sometimes need to check the content of my underpants to see if I still am one

Is it really such a big deal if a player chooses a better, more ambitious team over another?

Is it really such a big deal if a player chooses a better, more ambitious team over another?

It's like having your retarded mate following you around the pub when you were younger. Every time you identify and approach a select female of your choice with a nice chat up line, he appears over your shoulder with 'Fancy a bunk-up love?'

Not that this ever happened to me mind

were you peering over a shoulder saying 'Fancy a bunk-up love?'

I was thinking the same thing....

Too slow.

lol

But Mike, aren't football players the equivalent of the local cock tease that flirts with everyone after a couple of Breezers?

That sounds like me