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Harsh. FFS, a typical day on here is anti-scouse racism and some tedious dickwad banging on about tottenham as if he was on a mission to increase the LFGSS football fan suicide rate with a £100m bonus for success.

Ha, first Jeez post on here I lolled at.

Harsh. FFS, a typical day on here is anti-scouse racism and some tedious dickwad banging on about tottenham as if he was on a mission to increase the LFGSS football fan suicide rate with a £100m bonus for success.

This is very funny.

Ha, first Jeez post on here I lolled at.

Ha.

And Hearts go into administration. Gutted.

YES! get in Tahiti!

We've not talked about Liverpool in a while.

I'm pretty happy with the rumours at the moment.

Mignolet for Reina would be a good swap.

Aspas and Alberto are cheap.

Mkhitaryan, 20 goals from midfield, sounds like he'd be the new Gerrard.

And I'll be glad when we are rid of Suarez and Carroll, if we can get 50-60M for the pair that would cover what we spent on them in the first place.

^ The rumours are of £20million - but I cant see Donetsk letting him go that cheap I'm afraid, for example Fernandinho and Willian tranfser fees.
He's got a lot of contract left, Champions league, guaranteed trophies and one of the best footballing teams in Europe.

Oh and Donetsk have way more money than Liverpool.

We've not talked about Liverpool in a while.

I'm pretty happy with the rumours at the moment.

Mignolet for Reina would be a good swap.

Aspas and Alberto are cheap.

Mkhitaryan, 20 goals from midfield, sounds like he'd be the new Gerrard.

And I'll be glad when we are rid of Suarez and Carroll, if we can get 50-60M for the pair that would cover what we spent on them in the first place.

How about the rumour that next season will be your season?

Paulinho to Spurs rumours hotting up.

^ The rumours are of £20million - but I cant see Donetsk letting him go that cheap I'm afraid, for example Fernandinho and Willian tranfser fees.
He's got a lot of contract left, Champions league, guaranteed trophies and one of the best footballing teams in Europe.

Oh and Donetsk have way more money than Liverpool.

Supposedly that's his release clause.

http://gu.com/p/3gjqd

Yohan Kebab
Yohan... Kebab
What a silly sausage

With this season being Liverpools season it's good to see Newcastle stepping up to the plate for the lolz.

ribery and benzema up on yentzing charges today

Needs this:

How about the rumour that next season will be your season?

No one would believe it. (Apart from scousers)

ribery and benzema up on yentzing charges today

Yes, yentzing = sexual assault of minors.

It's OK cos Ribery has now found one of the Gods and I'm sure he is very repentant for being such a naughty boy.
Nothing will come of this. It never does

While we are on the subject. I see Stuart Hall has been banged up. Disgusting pervert

"It's a cockout!"

ribery and benzema up on yentzing minors charges today

fixed

she wasn't a minor in the strictest sense of the word / law
above legal age but below legal age for a lady of the night
so not REALLY a minor in the full sense of the word ... well thats what radio 5 said anyhoo

"It's a cockout!"

Coat >>>>>>>>>>

Looking forward to pellegrini being in the premiership. City should start playing some pretty stuff, long ways from Bellamy and Santa Cruz. Villarreal under him with riquelme pulling the strings were a joy to watch.

Rumours that we're looking to offload adebayor to fenerbache for the 5 mill we payed for him, bit worried that a lot of the players who had a role in the squad over the season are up on the auction block. Don't want us to be too thin a squad when we'll be in it to win it with the Europa league.

I'm thinking AVB is happy with the defensive side and its all about firepower up front. Soldado, villa, damiao hopefully two of three come in and then some sort of midfield creativity will be bought in and youth will be served, as some of the youngers are bought in, and given a run..

Joe Kinnear goes on Talksport and gives one of the most ridiculous interviews of all time - YouTube

Lunchtime lollzles

so was it the £30mn pay day ( 100k a week ) or the long held childhood dreams of playing for the hammers that finally caused andy carroll to sign his contract ?