Football

I did used to yentz a bird from Shirley in Southampton once. The place made Peckham look like Knightsbridge

So he would be a player making his decision on apartment and surroundings rather than footballing ambition??

Fuck me, Middlesbrough and Hull would have no players if that was the case!?

Besides, Liverpool pisses all over Southampton as a city anyway

one word .... loic remy

surroundings and cash .. although to be fair newcastle are a bit fucked too

I cannot believe that Pisti missed the chance to have another dig about his second favourite club, who are now competing with, and losing against, the likes of Southampton in the transfer market.

who's the winger, that in the summer also rejected liverpool for southampton

and to be fair they are making strides in the league ( and thats not just a subtle dig at last nights result ) they are pulling away ( albeit only alphabetically ) from the bottom of the table

To be fair, of all the shit at teh bottom, Southampton look the most likely to pull away as playing the best football

I'd love it to be:

Wigan
Villa/Newcastle
Reading

Next season

Liverpool
Fulham
Villa/Newcastle

So he's basically admitting his a cunt then. Yeah, deserves loads of credit??!

I'm saying you don't see that very often..

He used to dive an awful lot and frankly it wasn't liked. It looks like he's gotten the message and has stopped. No you don't need to show me a load of gifs

I'm saying you don't see that very often..

He *used* to dive an awful lot and frankly it wasn't liked. It looks like he's gotten the message and *has stopped*. No you don't need to show me a load of gifs

Yeah he has stopped. In fact since that accidental handball he was only in the press for scoring. But that bought a wnakfest for all the Man Utd and Chelsea Journos to start the circle jerk again

I thought ALL journo's were dirty red scousers?

Poor trolling on Mike's part...
yawns

Anyway, good to see Guardiola has gone from one league with 2 horses to another

As oppose to coming here?

That's not really true. It's a 1 horse league, with a rotating set of teams (Dortmund,Leverkusen,Schalke,Hamburg,Bremen), who have their ups and downs.

Dortmund are having a good spell, and long may it continue, but if they sell their young stars (and it would seem inevitable), they'll be back down before long.

Bayern are so dominant in terms of money and being a nationally supported team (like Man U, or Liverpool, ie lots of plastics), that they are the only ones who can stay at the top for long.

Almost every good player in the German league ends up at Bayern at some point.

Bayern have lead the league on every matchday this season, and are 9 points ahead of 2nd place, and 16 points ahead of a UEFA cup spot. Even Benitez/Rodgers/Dalglish/Evans (delete as appropriate), could win the league there.

Anyway, good to see Guardiola has gone from one league with 2 horses to another

Really?

The Bundesliga has had 5 different winners since 2000 whereas the premier league has had 4. I bet when you look at the average gap between the top 4 teams that it's a lot closer as well.

It's one of the most entertaining leagues in Europe and if you're not interested in it I'm sure that's fine with Pep.

Next season

1. Liverpool
   
2. Fulham
   
3. Villa/Newcastle
   
4. Man Utd
   
5. Man Citeh
   
6. Chelski
   
7. Everton
   
   

ftfy

Not too sure about Fulham and Villa being up there next year but you got it 33% right

Man Utd control the press and own the F.A. These are FACTS.

Anyway, The Premiership's biggest cheat admits to cheating

'Luis Suárez admits diving but says media use his name to sell papers'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/16/luis-suarez-admits-diving

He really is the most despicable cunt isn't he

grow up... Don't see many 'divers' have the balls to admit it

I also notice there's no mention on his comment about Man U controlling the press over here.. picked and choosen from his interview

So he's basically admitting his a cunt then. Yeah, deserves loads of credit??!

I'm saying you don't see that very often..

He used to dive an awful lot and frankly it wasn't liked. It looks like he's gotten the message and has stopped. No you don't need to show me a load of gifs

Yeah he has stopped. In fact since that accidental handball he was only in the press for scoring. But that bought a wnakfest for all the Man Utd and Chelsea Journos to start the circle jerk again

So, is Jim Boyce gonna get an apology for Suarez calling him a liar?

***Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has said Fifa vice-president Jim Boyce just "wanted to get publicity" with [his remarks about the Uruguayan.***](http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19891034)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19935440

So fiver says that PEP to Bayern is a hoax, or is the fiver a hoax? My brain is hurting I think I have man flu. Nurse please.

Looks legit to me: http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2013/39382.php

grow up... Don't see many 'divers' stupid enough to admit it

i also notice there's no mention on his comment about man u controlling the press over here.. Picked and choosen from his interview

ftfy

@pisti

Suarez didn't call him a liar though did he? Suarez just said who is he? he just wants publicity

Unless I misread your linked article

Phil Neville Worst Dive Ever - YouTube

In fairness Suarez is not the first to admit diving is he?

It's a matter that's being dealt with internally.

Football anagrams.

Our likely line-up against Middlesbrough tomorrow: -

A Clerkship Scheme

Ethical Dieter
Norm Wages
A Leek Machine
Holy Punk Cakes

Honey Knock Tartan
Randy Knit Warden
Taste My Jam
Hell's Barman

Deviant Dung
Disco Whor

Which I will be watching in the Effra, Joe