Football

lasagna - gate
hammers fans also had a field day keeping spurs out of the European Cup

a far better story than pizza - gate..

AVB's line up vs Napoli = I want to get sacked.

Bill in "i'm more guardian than you" shocker.

Loving the prematch punditry from Sky. We have already lost and even if we don't we will lose the second leg.

No pressure at all then.

Seems as though I got the weather very wrong.

We really are in deep trouble. Joey Barton says Napoli will win 3-1

Good internet connection in the stadium then Clive?

I am not travelling these days. Only home games and the odd local derby. Only 1500 Chelsea have gone to Naples.

Listening to Gary Neville I must presume that we are already 5-0 down.

Spanish referee

Egged on by the commentators

Haha, Napoli Player "Oh noes, my beautiful face... oh wait it's fine, the ball is still in play"

Booooom!!!

Come on Eva, sort him out

We need to do better than this. Napoli have away goal advantage in the second leg.

Yes! get in Napoli

I've got Napoli to win 4-2...

At least Chelsea have an away goal...

My poxy stream's died...

Meireles and Ramires. Dumb & Dumber

I'm watching the Brits.

Has Torres won anything there?

I'm watching the Brits.

What's the score?

how many games without a win will this be for Chelsea? I have a calculator knocking about somewhere Clive, TS you are more than welcome to it

I've got to sit thru it till Rhi Rhi performs, our mate was in the Florence and the machine her fella is in rhianna's turn.

Fuck me ed sheeran is a cock innit?