Football

Kevin fuckin Phillips.

WHU 2-0 up only for him to get one back on 45min.

Could we swap Neville for Ed Sheeran?

quality player Tim but good show from west ham so far. didn't realise you's signed maynard. another quality player

Awful camera work to add to the shoddy commentary.

Are we talking about the Brits?

Are you listening Tim? You haven't found a live stream have you?

I was hoping you'd have been with Jonny when he came to the C&H's last night what with you backing out of TNRC this year I fear our paths won't often cross.

i was on a hot date. putting some ground work in for the off season.
Got a couple of hammers mates up there on a mini beano filling me in with texts and stuff. I notice that firstrow has fallen to the fbi. anyone got any other gems?

Chelsea are all over the shop...

Fuck!!!

Greens just been red carded.

And we don't have a keeper on the bench.

^ Kevin Phillips hat trick...

yes! old skool football with no goalie on the bench. brilliant

just what this country needs another unemployed foreigner! come on Chelsea make a bit of effort

Hahahahaha

Think we've got Angela Lansbury in between the posts.

COYI!

We really are in deep trouble. Joey Barton says Napoli will win 3-1

All hail king barton!

sounds like most of the chelsea squad were predicting a similar scoreline

How'd he miss!

3-1 get the fuck in.

it's nearly over chelsea fans! you can come out from behind your sofas. there's always the uefa champions shield winners cup winners shield to play for

Still unbeaten in 2012 though

how many games without a win will this be for Chelsea? I have a calculator knocking about somewhere Clive, TS you are more than welcome to it

We really are in deep trouble. Joey Barton says Napoli will win 3-1

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Do we need chevrons?

90 minutes to play and we are still in it.

Oh la la! I look forward to the return leg at Fortress Stamford Bridge...

But will AVB?

that was a cheeky Torres bid Tim. Bet you're glad you got Maynard