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AVB is Portuguese and a very nice chap. Modest and pleasant when I met him eight years ago.

It was Mourinho's first game in England, Oxford United away, preseason friendly. We went for lunch in a nearby hotel before the game and the Chelsea team were also eating there. As they passed us we spoke to a few. AVB came along and I asked him who he was. "Just as member of the backroom staff" he replied modestly.

A Fulham fan in Harrods. Who would have believed it.

"We all shop at Sainsburys"

I was just picking up some milk and some port.

What's Sainsburys?

Is it a corner shop too?

He's shorter than you'd think isn't he?
I bumped into him in Harrods about 4 years ago.

I think he may have knee issues because he had trouble standing up.

actually saw this as was meeting markyboy in the effra. normally a jazz band playing a beyonce cover would be the funniest thing in an evening. but no, arsenal's third string keeper had other ideas.

he could have caught it. but he lost his bearings. and if that wasn't fail enough having decided to kick it he missed it.

the beautiful game

just seen the greek highlights.. commentary is GOLD.. they just laugh.. and WTF not.. basic stuff

AVB is Portuguese and a very nice chap. Modest and pleasant when I met him eight years ago.

Grooming...

Nelly Furtado is well worth a yentz. You can't tell me you wouldn't bum her in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLolag3YSYU&ob=av2e

I rest my case.

I met her backstage at a U2 concert (I know, I know - it was a freebie) and she is lovely. I was utterly shitfaced and was trying to charm her. I failed. She did say I was quite nice for an Englishman.

This has just made me think about all the dori I could have smashed up had I not been pursuing a heavily hedonistic lifestyle.

Fuck me. You two should apply for jobs on Sky Sports

Anything would be better than Phil Neville.

Fuck me. You two should apply for jobs on Sky Sports

pisiti is Gray and B&D is Keys... YES

potatochoppers get on this

she has boss-eye

You don't have to look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

Anything would be better than Phil Neville.

Ugly Brothers Recognition Fail

Fuck me, you should know after all those games when he wound up Kopites at the match. Oh.....

Fuck me. You two should apply for jobs on Sky Sports

I wonder if Keys and Gray both have an allergic reaction the word "Liverpool" and that's actually why they were both relieved of duties?

What they said wasn't so bad.

You don't have to look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

But you will end up with a nasty rash on your cock!

FACT

i know two girls who met the little puuf at a nightclub in spain, and he sent a limo to their hotel room to take them back to his - conspiracy?

But did [strike]you[/strike] "they" go?

All FACTS!

'Top 20: Things That Cost the Same as Andy Carroll'

http://footballburp.com/magazine/top-20-things-that-cost-the-same-as-andy-carroll/

Love costs as much as your transfer budget...and?

But you will end up with a nasty rash on your cock!

FACT

Because she's Willy Wonkeye?

Don't know where you learned about STD's but I'd revisit and ask questions.

I call bollocks!

Bollocks was me trying to gazump an old geezer whom told me to
"fuck off!!! I've been coming down here for 50 years! You've cost me another £10"

Then having to watch the first half in the pub on the main road with all the fit spanish looking dori bar staff giving me the evils cos I was secretly dipping into a giant bag of sensations.
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Because she's Willy Wonkeye?

Don't know where you learned about STD's but I'd revisit and ask questions.

you poke your willy into a fiery pit and it will burn

FACT

Bollocks was me trying to gazump an old geezer whom told me to
"fuck off!!! I've been coming down here for 50 years! You've cost me another £10"

Then having to watch the first half in the pub on the main road with all the fit spanish looking dori bar staff giving me the evils cos I was secretly dipping into a giant bag of sensations.
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You should have used the race card, those Spanish are WELL racist....you ask Lewis Hamilton

you poke your willy into a fiery pit and it will burn

FACT

WTF are you on about?!

Have you taken your medication today?

I'm getting tired of the "we're being prejudiced cliché" that always pops up when a decision goes against Liverpool. You self righteous wankers, get over it and grow a fucking pair of balls.

#flounces

Oh fuck off, tit. Where have you heard this universally?!? The only point I made was that if a yellow had been given there would be no more discussion.

Try taking a look closer to home regarding the whole "WOE IS ME" bollock that AVB spouted last night. Total fucking wetlip has made a rod for his own back as soon as anything goes wrong!

You should have used the race card, those Spanish are WELL racist....you ask Lewis Hamilton

Would I get double the racism he gets?