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Woodgate off up to Stoke.
Here's hoping he gets through training OK. It's a shame he's gone.
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Premier League All Time Crocked XI
CM - Mikel Arteta
Don't be a tit
Essien should be straight in there
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CB - Woodgate
CB - King -
GK - Chris Kirkland
CB - Woodgate
CB - King
RB - G JohnsonLW/LM - Darren Anderton
CM - Michael Essien
CM - Owen Hargreaves
CM - Jamie RedknappFW - Michael Owen
RW - Robin van Persie -
Bench:
D Ferguson
T Walcott -
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Adam just on SSN doing an interview:
*"Proud to be here...blah....blah...blah....I'm just pleased to be*** playing with some of the best players in the world**....."
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Everton's new signing says.....oh hang on
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From the Daily Mash:
Eboué puts his feet up and reads paper
11-07-11
ARSENE Wenger has been warned by his last remaining player, Emmanuelle Eboué, that he never, ever plans to leave.
Equally good on eggs or grassAs everybody else in the squad expressed their desire to play anywhere else in the world that isn’t Arsenal, the Ivorian football-avoider told his manager that he would need a court injunction to stop him turning up for training for the next fifty years.
Wenger said “Not many people know that our move to the Emirates Stadium was just an elaborate attempt to give Emmanuel the slip, but he found out where we were hiding when chasing after a clearance he’d shanked out of Highbury during a practice match with himself.
“He admitted he hadn’t noticed that nobody else was around, just assuming that the fact he was sedately strolling up and down the wing without sight of another player or the ball meant it was just another training session.”
The nominally-speaking defender was signed by Wenger in 2005 after he won a bet with fellow manager José Mourinho to see who could find the least useful thing to put onto a football pitch, with Mourinho’s suggestion of ‘A thin coating of Hollandaise sauce” coming second.
Since then he has endeared himself to Arsenal fans by spending the majority of his time during matches by wandering around the stands signing autographs and asking them whether they’ve read any good books recently.
Eboué said “Fabregas wants to join his boyhood club, Nasri wants to win trophies and Bendtner wants to find a club that’s prepared to erect a statue of him outside the ground that depicts Einstein and Da Vinci sat at his feet in rapt attention of his godlike genius.
“But I’m quite happy to potter around here for the foreseeable future and earn more money than the staff of an A&E ward per week for occasionally redirecting a ball, if it’s all the same to everyone.”
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According to Tim Vickery the money is flowing freely in the Brazilian Serie A. As long as there's a long list of European teams to form an orderly queue and are happy to write big cheques for their talent it will probably continue for quite some time. The league is by far the strongest in South America and a lot of the top Argentine players are now plying their trade there. The weather is also a lot better there.
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Mrs Landslide's football bunch are having a charity auction in which you could win a football signed by Gordon Banks or the Everton team (those that could still hold a pen at least).
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Just think, you could win it, then chop it up into little pieces then post them to Pisti one by one.
jaw
Prole.
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BRM
andy.w
andyp
Multi_Grooves
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Michel Bridges definitely has to be in the side too.