Football

lets break it down.

Arsenal Shirt and Stadium deal is worth £6.66Million a year.

Man City shirt and Stadium Deal £12.3Million a year.

inflation has gone up 50%!

+100% even.

Dodgy as anything, obviously no way that would come from any other sponsor.

Remember that kid Ross Barkley I was raving about; THE next big thing in English football....just came back to training last week after recovering from a double leg break. Well now this!

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/36661-Ross-Barkley-Injured-Again

I'd laugh my tits off if it wasn't so predicatable. Some of you helmets may find this funny :-(

Are we back on the Chelsea conspiracy theory again?
Can we have an acronym for it please as it is bought up so often

Chelsea UNable to collect Trophy on big Stage

OK. That dodgy as fuck shirt/stadium/fraud/ponzi/money laundering scheme is now reported to be worth up to £400m. Citeh can't do anything subtly - not even corruption.

Noisy neighbours indeed.

It seems now Arsenal are after Downing too??!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha*fart*hahahahahahah*splutter*hahahahahahahaha!

I guess the can see things we can't
I cannot wait for the season to start and all this nonsense stops.
I also think that Gerrards career is in doubt, for that reason, I cannot understand why there is constant speculation over Raul Meireles future?

In other news, it seems there was a womens world cup going on and we got beaten in the quarter finals or something. Perhaps the mens team can learn from them.

Lost 4-3 on peno's to the Frenchy's*

*racist?

that's just a little update for all you fucking bedwetting mockney no nothing melty cunts

Repped...
#sillyseason

The most delusional man in football has spoken, again...

With Gervinho arriving where will RvP fit in, apart from the treatment room?

Lolz at Tottenham trying to play hard ball over Modric. They tried the same with Berbatov and ended up getting Frazier Campbell as a deal sweetener.

Perhaps Chelsea should do a Fergie and wait until deadline day, kidnap Modric and then 'accidentally' show him signing on the dotted line in front of Sky Sports.

Who isn't bored of the close season?

so bored.

I've started reading the rest of the newspaper. Apparently Mick Hucknall's been hacking peoples phones.

#36947

Day-Moe

DTM.

Death to Mackems/Magpies?

so bored.

I've started reading the rest of the newspaper. Apparently Mick Hucknall's been hacking peoples phones.

I think you need to issue a public apology over that libelous claim.

come on lads the rugby thread is higher up the forum today
we thought the blokes were bad, we've seen the ladies fall at the second to last but for goodness sakes even our robots can't hack the pressure on the world stage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14103537

UK robot World Cup hopes dashed.

Bottlers

They are only prototypes for Evertons new mobile treatment rooms.

Woodgate has signed for Stoke. He'll be crocked after the first training session playing against those lot.

Nice to see that we are investing in a physio training program: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14105252.stm

Edit: oh yeah - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You should poach the Everton physios - they're the only ones who can cope with that level of demand.

Premier League All Time Crocked XI

GK - Scott Carson

CM - Mikel Arteta

RW - Robin van Persie

CM - Jimmy Bullard/ Owen Hargreaves

What's putting up a picture of Abramovich's old boat supposed to do?

**the SSN Modric story is exactly that, a story.
**
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...Repeat story today. blah blah blah.
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didn't have to go that far back to see your knowledge.

GK - Chris Kirkland or Nicky Weaver surely?

Kirkland was the one I'm looking for...