Football

Arsenal are yesterday's club.

See, we can agree on something! :)

Still dodgy as....

Man City are acurate, but they're not attacking, and they're boring

I got moaned at for stato posts,

But here's a table (soccer by the numbers) of shots from open play and accuracy.

Man city are in the boring bit by the way.

double post.

Man City are acurate, but they're not attacking, and they're boring

I got moaned at for stato posts,

But here's a table (soccer by the numbers) of shots from open play and accuracy.

Man city are in the boring bit by the way.

Fuck me, that has Everton really high up, proof it's a load of bollocks.

The everton stats are a prediction based around No Injuries.

didn't get to clock the sandwich. but he had a bottle of still water.

that's just a little update for all you fucking bedwetting mockney no nothing melty cunts (at least i think that is a fair summary of the last few pages)

Not sparkling? Really? Disappointed

Years ago I saw Eric Cantona wandering around Carnaby street. He was much shorter than I expected, but the beard was epic. There were no sandwiches to report. Or beverages.

Seagulls stole his sandwich.

I saw Teddy Sheringham dismount his scooter once.

He had a strong tan, and wore a pink polo shirt, with white jeans.

Possible Everton fan.

Seagulls stole his sandwich.

A Seagull in the hand is worth two sandwiches in the bush?

Saw Thierry Henry in Harley Street. He looked like a rude twat as I shouted at him as I went past on my bike and he grimaced at me

Saw Les Ferdinand the other day, driving a nice Mercedes SL something AMG, he let me go past in a pleasant way as well. No sandwiches to report on, just a bottle of Evian in the cup holder.

Arsenal Shirt and Stadium deal is worth £6.66Million a year.

Club of the devil!

@Fourteenwinters

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-07-08/manchester-city-said-to-earn-300-million-pounds-in-10-year-etihad-pact.html

Not bad work if you can get it, ey?

Jumpers for goal posts.

That post should probably be in Aprentice: Your predictions or the business thread, if there is one.

Fuck me, that has Everton really high up, proof it's a load of bollocks.

Do one you helmet, we scored 4 goals against you last season and the season before and have twatted you 7 out of the last 8 games, home & away

Essien missing start of the season, a set back he didnt need, real shame, i have a feeling that he will never be the same player he was two seasons ago.

saw Jason Cundy in a pub in battersea... lots of fake tan, no sarnies

Cheeky Mancs

I wouldn't worry to much about the FFP. Arabs have bought into PSG. I doubt they'll look to be spending pennies. Can any of you see Platini coming down on one of his own???

Charlie Adams completes Liverpool move. I wonder what he will bring to the club. Not in the habit of watching Blackpool so don't know what he's like. I expect he is complete shit they. Any opinions? I'm especially keen to hear from I'm a 14 year old woman or whatever your name is?

Charlie 'Adam' fucking hell, stop. You'll be making the bitter one drink some more of that concoction...Oh hang on.

Still a smaller list than Cornelius'.
:)

I reccon you're all right about Gerrard being permanently crocked. I only hope that we don't become too reliant on any individual players. As long as the team is balanced and everyone brings something to the table I'll be happy, which, I think (hope) Adm will do.

Can any of you see Platini coming down on one of his own???

Yes I can, I've never bought into this UEFA conspiracy bollocks

Jay Bothroyd has asked for £65,000 per week from QPR.

The world has gone fucking mad.

Yes I can, I've never bought into this UEFA conspiracy bollocks

I admire your innocence and credibility.

It is one thing to believe that Liverpool might once again be a major club but believing that UEFA is clean is in the realms of absolute fantasy.

Are we back on the Chelsea conspiracy theory again?
Can we have an acronym for it please as it is bought up so often

can we have an acronym for it please as it is bought up so often

uefa?

Unethical European Fascist Arseholes

Very good!

England women can't take penalties either.