Football

Ronaldo's new contract

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Hahahaha! 3.3.2!

Ought to be gravy really.

At last the new "Tony Adams"! Find us a Viera we're back in business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52JeFMJUSbU&feature=player_embedded

This should please a few people, Mike Riley is to replace Keith Hackett as the PL referee chief.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jun/26/mike-riley-hackett-premier-league-referees

Looking on the bright side, presumably that means he won't actually be refereeing games any more. Thank fuck.

Lescott's gone to City, £20m + Jo on a season loan with view to buy at end of season. £88k a week + £5m signing on fee
Shit'ouse cunt! Fuck him!

We're also announcing Owen to join us this week....Fuck me! :-(

...also Pennant on a free

I give up, I'm never gonna watch them again!*

*TM Mike C

Where did you hear this about Lescott ?

Everywhere...

Some fella on one of our websites, who's ALWAYS right about signings, some fella on your board, a fella at Betfair who is well ITK. Apparently done about a month ago

Alarm bells should've been ringing when we released our official new kit promotional pics the other week and it had our back 4.....Hibbert, Jags, Yobo, Baines but no Lescott(who is usually preferred to Yobo) and also when Yobo signed a new 5yr deal recently - which was a surprise

Manc twats! ;-)

This fella is 99% right on most transfer rumours:

http://members.boardhost.com/peoplesforum/msg/1246293916.html

Aye - has been suspected, don't believe any fucker off our forums though especially if it's bluemoon. Owen might just do alright for you......

Owen's shite, let's face it....can't see him playing too well with either Yakubu/Jo either. Could spell the end for Saha and Anichebe though, thank fuck

owen can still do a job. requires service.
pennant. could be class. could be gash. depends if he's learnt to read yet.

LOL All the old Liverpool rejects off to Everton.
Don't worry too much, every single one of our players is off to either City, Barca or Madrid.

...and all the old 'Liverpool rejects' were better at us than those cunts

Beardsley, Ablett....er, that's it
Barmby(the little cunt) was obviously better at us before moving to Liverpool and doing fuck all

gary ablett.

poor gary.

That horrible little worm has finally fucked off. Lets hope they come back to Anfield next season so we can spank those overpaid glory hunters 4-1 again. Cunts

'Glory Hunters'.....

From a kopite from Barnet!?!

shakes head

come on pisti new month new funny one liner please
lets see if you got it in you

I don't need any new one liners you're still plastic glory hunters, end of!

doh ! pisti fail
can't think of anything new nor funny to say
shame shame

...and I'll still go to Anfield more times than you next season

decided to watch a decent team this year then huh !

Yeah, Everton in the Anfield derby. One more time than you'll be at Anfield in the next 17yrs

Fuck me Real Madrid have agreed to buy Benzema for 35 million Euros. WTF? Surely that mean Villa to Barcelona and Etoo up for grabs?

wow pisti

re arrange the following words into a sentence

fuck me you really stirred up a hornets nest in that thread other didn't you