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Dunno what's worse, his keks or the geezer lookin at his arse!?!?

WAC!

Is he wearing a bra?

Sorry but that is surely photoshopped?

On a brighter note, some good news from the Emirates;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/8103317.stm

He'd do well at Everton

He's wank and rates himself very highly

Don't blame it on Henry,
don't blame it on the injuries,
don't blame it on the referees,
blame it on Eboue...

(to the tune of "Blame it on the boogie")

My favourite footy song ever.

Best football song ever is Hibs fans to Hearts when Graham Rix was manager:

"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next!"

To the the of Manic Street Preachers '"If You Tolerate This..."

Genius!

....followed closely by us to Gerrard

"What's that cummin over your bird, is it a gangster, is it a gangster?!"

To the tune of 'What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It a Monster?'

This could also go in the fail thread for many many reasons

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1193381/Rio-does-Ronaldo-Ferdinand-dons-denim-hotpants.html

benitez's full list of transfers or how to re build a whole team and win the champion league in 5 years and the permiership in your 6th !

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/liverpool/article6506040.ece

Sorry, but am I alone in thinking that what Rio is wearing is a little bit gay, and if he walked around some parts of London like that he would get bummed or battered. WAC!
Or maybe he is doing it for a laugh. Is he not on his stag weekend or something?

....followed closely by us to Gerrard

"What's that cummin over your bird, is it a gangster, is it a gangster?!"

To the tune of 'What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It a Monster?'

lol very funny, did you make that one up? Gangsters called pancake, what a laugh

I understand Taggart is just putting the finishing touches to next seasons fixture list.
Liverpool always play Arsenal in the 3rs week of December. Happens every year

Sorry, but am I alone in thinking that what Rio is wearing is a little bit gay, and if he walked around some parts of London like that he would get bummed or battered. WAC!
Or maybe he is doing it for a laugh. Is he not on his stag weekend or something?

He's taking the piss but he's still a cunt

benitez's full list of transfers or how to re build a whole team and win the champion league in 5 years and the permiership in your 6th !

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/liverpool/article6506040.ece

There's more chance of us getting relegated than Libpool winning the league

Everton v Arsenal first game of the season, nice easy 3 points for us then :-)

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11671_5384711,00.html

yeah, we are away at Spurs. Playing Arsenal 12th December. We always play them just before Christmas.

Thought Barnet were in Div 1?!

We were lined up for a great Wed evening home game against Everton, but postponed now.

Bastards.

Cos we're in Europe and you're not! ;-)

I'm gonna go up for the Arsenal game though, any of you plastic Gooners fancy a lift up there?

Seems like our keeper is off to Barca now.
So according to the gossip columns here is a list of Liverpool players who are off

Reina (GK) Barca
Arbeloa (FB) Barca
Aurellio (FB) Barca or Madrid
Alonso (MF) Arsenal or Barca or Madrid
Mascherano(MF) Barca
Babbel(FW) Galatasery?!!
Torres(FW) Man Utd or Man City
Benayoun (MF) Barca
Lucas(MF) Anyone who will have him

Doesn't look too promising for next season. Surprised the Gerrard to Chelsea rumours have not started yet

Never heard of half of them, but Barca don't need Mascherano and Torres going to us is even more unlikely than you selling him to the scum

thats not a bad team + 2 others
would probably beat most outside the top 4

Drogba banned for 4 games (with an additonal 2 games suspended) after his antics in the Barcelona game.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jun/17/didier-drogba-uefa-suspension-champions-league

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8105722.stm