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Fuck me Real Madrid have agreed to buy Benzema for 35 million Euros. WTF? Surely that mean Villa to Barcelona and Eto'o to Man City

Fixed

that eto'o seems like a bit of an arrogant one
demanding 12.5 million upfront for the transfer not quite happy with £250k per WEEK !
greedy c-word
i think you'd be better off with tevez ronnie plus in addition to your other strikers i think you've got a fair lot there ! tevez santa cruz bellamy robin-ho i'm sure there are other
if it wasn't for torres i would swap that striker line up for most in the premiership
do you really need eto'o

It'd be nice though, Eto'o is a devastating goalscorer, averages about 25 a season.

Anyway, I reckon we're at the stage where Tottenham bid £11m for him.

did anyone see the final league table in spain this year
check the goals for and against columns
barca scored something like 120 goals eto'o 25 doesn't look quite as good in that context but none the less 25 is not a bad haul what percentage of starts did he have last season ?

25 goals is season is a top quality haul no matter which league barring Holland (as Boro fans will tell you). There aren't many out there who score that, hence the clamour for the ones who can.

Eto'o career stats

48 in 120 for Real Mallorca
108 in 145 for Barca
37 in 80 for Cameroon.

He's no Darren Bent, but he'll do for me.

wow his barca stats are pretty darn fine it must be said
must admit there aren't too many that have that goal per game ratio not even the greasy slimey ex man utd one

Michael Shields has been refused a pardon by Jack Straw. Make of that what you will...

Holy shit, welcome a new footballing sensation

http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=129355&start=0

Possibly some of the funniest shit I've seen in ages... could well go in the fail thread too

well we'll all be glad to hear trhe footie season has started again
qualifying round of the europa cup.... for any teams wishing to make it through to the final will need to play 23 games thats almost a full league season to add to the other cups and competitions

soon the new season will be starting before the last one finishes !

Owen to United on a free!

Oh shit.

^ What? Link please

Not quite the summer United fans were hoping for, you have to imagine.

Edit: It's been all over the football forums, Pista.

Thank fuck if he has, stops us being linked with the little cunt!

Wonder which Owen will play more games for the twats, Hargreaves or Likkle Mickey ?

Sid Owen has more chance of playing more games

Hopefully United will fuck up next season

Everywhere...

Some fella on one of our websites, who's ALWAYS right about signings, some fella on your board, a fella at Betfair who is well ITK. Apparently done about a month ago

Alarm bells should've been ringing when we released our official new kit promotional pics the other week and it had our back 4.....Hibbert, Jags, Yobo, Baines but no Lescott(who is usually preferred to Yobo) and also when Yobo signed a new 5yr deal recently - which was a surprise

Manc twats! ;-)

This fella is 99% right on most transfer rumours:

http://members.boardhost.com/peoplesforum/msg/1246293916.html

Apparently it's Lescott for Micah Richards, + Jo on loan, + cash

All depends how much cash really as Richards is shite. If it's £15m+ then OK, any less though....

Richards could be great, but has developed an over-inflated opinion of himself. Moyes might sort him out. He's not a Centre-Half mind.

Richards could be great, but has developed an over-inflated opinion of himself. Moyes might sort him out. He's not a Centre-Half mind.

Really, what is he then cos I'm sure Moyes'll want to swap like for like?

He had one good season and that was it, don't rate him at all....

He's a right back. He had one good season at CH, but Richard Dunne was covering up all his mistakes. No positional sense at all, just strong and fast.

He's a right back. He had one good season at CH, but Richard Dunne was covering up all his mistakes. No positional sense at all, just strong and fast.

Exactly! And if you have to leave Richard Dunne to clear up your mistakes then you really must be shit! How many OG's has he got, peno's he give away, red cards? Sorry but Richard Dunne is a white, Irish Titus Bramble

Sky sports news. He's at carrington as we type. Medical later. If he can stay fit then he should be OK for free. Need to do something with that 80 mill soon though.

Please go for this cunt, leave our Joleon alone

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1712156,00.html

Owen to Utd isn't going down to well on RAWK. Twats, he left Liverpool 5yrs ago, get over it...

Re: Owen's Brochure impresses Ferguson
« Reply #1756 on: Today at 09:22:16 PM »

*"**** you Judas. I don't care how easy a decision it was for you, I don't care that your only other options were Hull and Stoke. You don't stand there wearing THAT shirt with a ******* shiteating grin on your face. I hope you enjoy watching us winning the league next year you mercenary cnt. And you know what? We've got a better striker than you ever were playing for us now. Someone who, despite growing up in another country still knows and cares more about our history and traditions than you ever did."