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Carroll and Torres deals done (£35m and £50m) respectively. Personal terms all sorted, medicals are all that's left. So plenty of room for last minute problems in both cases.

So is Torres off to Citeh then?

You wouldn't of seen Terry Butcher wearing a fucking snood.
They are for pansies. End of

Like not drinking to excess in the season, eating something other than fry-ups & foreign managers?

Next you'll be telling me that black players don't make good defenders.

..and women can't be linos.

..and women can't be linos.

are you a wookie in disguise?

Carroll and Torres deals done (£35m and £50m) respectively. Personal terms all sorted, medicals are all that's left. So plenty of room for last minute problems in both cases.

I don't want to come over all Rik, but you do the math.

If you were selling Carroll, and you knew the club he was going to were selling for £50 million wouldn't you say, come on, we know you've got the money, and we're not selling until you give us it.

..and women can't be linos.

Dinosaur.

Everyone knows they are assistant referrees, you pig.

it's undoubtedly good for newcastle

They'll just blow it on legal fees.

They'll just blow it on legal fees.

You're not touting for business, are you, Clive? Disgraceful.

Charlie Adam to Man U?

I don't touch criminal work. It doesn't pay well enough.

well if everything turns out right it could be a bit of a coup for liverpool
2 new strikers and the same wages for torres ?

• prays to every god in the heavens that carroll turns out ok *
  

Charlie Adam to Man U?

Liverpool are trying to splash some cash in his direction

Charlie Adam to Man U?

Bookies favourite at the mo.

hmm wonder what the new line up will be
it's like xmas
wondering what will be under the tree when you come down stairs

Carroll fee is apparently in excess of £35m. Jokes!

I don't touch criminal work. It doesn't pay well enough.

Ha!

Carroll fee is apparently in excess of £35m. Jokes!

Sky are now saying that the Liverpool bid has been rejected.

Liverpool set to become route 1 masters!

Gerrard going to get a stiff neck watching all those balls flying over his head!

Sky are now saying that the Liverpool bid has been rejected.

Let's hope so

S'funny that the Arse going to Leyton. I was just wondering if it worth a trip to Brisbane Road just for the hell of it. I have never seen a Div 3 game (although I watched Orient a few times when they were in the 4th tier or whatever it is that it is now called).

That will be a hell of an atmosphere. Didn't someone here go to Brisbane Road recently?

So Carroll to ManU and Torres to Citeh.

it's like a chain of house buyers and sellers
1 failed link and all the transfers fall apart
and we get konchesky back

S'funny that the Arse going to Leyton. I was just wondering if it worth a trip to Brisbane Road just for the hell of it. I have never seen a Div 3 game (although I watched Orient a few times when they were in the 4th tier or whatever it is that it is now called).

That will be a hell of an atmosphere. Didn't someone here go to Brisbane Road recently?

I went there when Chelsea and Orient were in Div 2. Small ground huge atmosphere with such a London derby.

I also went there with a manc supporting mate for ManU's first game in Div 2 in August 1974. Again, probably as many away supporters as home ones.

You would be hard pushed to get a seat for the Arse game though

it's like a chain of house buyers and sellers
1 failed link and all the transfers fall apart
and we get konchesky back

and a clearly disaffected Torres.

Six hours to go....