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"mikec can get fucked, and clint: We only had 10 men for the last 35 minutes and still had 59% possession"

our favourite plastic toffee chimes in via the text line.

I feel like spoony or some other rubbish 5 live "dj".

lol!

Just watched the hi-lights of the Arsenal game yesterday and Nasri just keeps getting better and better. It's hard to think of another midfielder in the league who's as composed in the box, pure class.

This coming from a Spurs supporter by the way.

Dan, you appear to miss the point. This is not a thread for giving praise to anyone but your own team - unless of course you are a plastic ;o)

Thanks Clive, my bad.

Arsenal are Barcelona-lite, have shit fans who don't sing, can't defend and will never win anything with kids.... etc etc

Better? ;)

Replacing Johnson with Fanni.

The puns could be endless.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-news-Liverpool-eye-up-Rod-Fanni-as-a-potential-replacement-for-Glen-Johnson-article629957.html

^ It's almost a month old. I think they've made up since..

Hodgson decides against fanni to play with his Johnson.

That last comment is beyond irony when it's posted by a Citeh fan!

This

^ It's almost a month old. I think they've made up since..

Hodgson decides against fanni to play with his Johnson.

Didn't notice the date but your version certainly fits better with Hodgson's style.

Very good

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9261212.stm

Well, it was coming.. I mean he did get them promoted in glory and guided them to 11th in the league. Shocking. Newcastle, a club run by muppets for muppets.

Completely insane. I think they will go down now, instead of Everton

I'd rather Everton went down. I thought Hughton did a good job, especially last season when I thought they could go down again. Still, he's a whinging twat and anybody who spends 20+ years at Spurs, must be pretty much a total cunt. So fuck him and Newcastle.

Oh was he ex-Tottenham then? Didn't know that, he must be a twat in that case

Fucking eeijits.

Who's going to step into that pit of snakes?

Oh was he ex-Tottenham then? Didn't know that, he must be a twat in that case

knownothingcockneykopite.

It's been a while.

That's newcastle putting any chance of getting through the xmas period, with a clean set of heels, to bed now.

Joe f'ing Kinnear for caretaker again?

The return of King Kev ?

King Kev and King Kenny in a King Kinnear led Karnage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yenzdq5g6o&feature=related

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

Yeah a dream team of King Kev, King Kenny and John Barnes thrown in with Big Ron for good measure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKdETq7ZGgQ

Don't forget Bryan Robson.

Martin O'Neill the favourite I imagine.

I bet he's doing everything he can to distance himself from that.

Like farting in a lift.
"me, no, definitely not. FUCK NO!"

Its just embarrassing... I dont understand how a group of business men can have such little grip of reality.