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About 32 games on average, or until February.

He’ll get us promoted then leave Nov 2019 as we languish near the bottom of the prem.

Then it’ll be BFS time.

If Fat Frank brings Jody Morris with him, you could do very well. Leave the press conferences and running up and down the technical area to Fat Frank and the actual coaching to Jody. You'll do well. You will also get a lot of Chelsea's quadruple winning youth on loan at decent rates which will assist you with your money troubles.

Derby put themselves on the list of dislikable clubs just as Villa take themselves off that list

Just deflecting from my misery. I'm over it now. Just

Looks like Courtois is off to Liverpool as understudy to Karius.

he'd do a job for us in the milk cup and the fa cup for sure

#stillcantbelievewegottothechampionsleaguefinalthisyear

So we have no director of football, no manager, no assistant manager, no stadium, no where to go while the stadium is built, no Champions League, we are about to lose most of our first team, are restricted by FFP to £35 million and they are trying to keep our owner out of the country.

On the other hand, we haven't just won one League Cup in the past decade.

Loose most of your first team shurely?

roman taking the whole chaos management thing to the next, it just used to be the manager who got turfed out on a bi annual basis to keep them on their toes , now its the whole kit and caboodle and the kitchen sink

sell hazard and ffp is sorted
we sold our best player and got better

Isn't Roman an Israeli now?

oi vey

he'll be speaking like one of those characters from a guy ritchie film soon

And... actually no, I'll leave that one

sell hazard and ffp is sorted
we sold our best player and got better

Carroll may come back though...

we sold our best player and got better

Still struggling with this one.

I think it's the use of the word "better"

What did they win, Clive? Is my memory going?

Fat Frank speaks about his decision to join Derby:

"Derby is a club with massive potential and has clarity about the role of a manager.The fact that this will be the seventh managerial change in the last three years shows how much they value the role."

"I'm not doing it for the huge payoff I'll get from the guy who got lucky with candy crush"

OK, I'm a Derby fan now... Until you get promoted, obvs...

So you're a Derby fan.

4 lyfe

Zidane to Chelsea? He is out at Real

Kyiv was loads of fun, just starting to feel human again now

Football aside of course

Smokescreen.
Nick Grimshaw is also available.
taps nose