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I think Mike was being sarcastic

Pretty hard to tell these days.

Oh, ok. And I was just penning a death threat pffff

don't let it go to waste!

It was a sarcastic death threat anyway. And a request for some tattooed tears.

Hopefully at the World Cup, if Vardy scores, he'll grab Sterling's leg and pretend to shoot a few people with it.

Or he could go for Henderson’s he’s got a tattoo of a Breville sandwich toaster on his calf...

Lampard to Derby. Wonder how much he's learnt about tactics from his uncle.

Looking forward to seeing Frank trying to squeeze his bulk out of a car window come transfer deadline day.

Also looking forward to seeing Chelsea Youth all playing in Derby colours.

Average height in Derby has just shot up...

Mo Salah to sign for Real Madrid. He was going to stay at Liverpool but Ramos twisted his arm.

Jody Morris going to Derby as Fat Frank’s No2. Really disappointed to lose him.

Height back to normal

Why do you spout out tabloid nonsense, Mike? You’ve got a brain in your head.

Just seen the Sterling tattoo furore!
In what world does playing for England mean people can have an opinion on what tattoo’s you adorn yourself with? And idiots to believe they should disqualify you from playing for your country!
Fuck me I hate the tabloids and their cloaking of racist/classist views in the guise of outrage.
Fuck that noise!
Also just like clockwork, they want us to believe they want everyone to “back our boys” whilst constantly undermining the players/team with every chance at a story they get..

Anyway, New Liverpool midfield of Fabinho and Keita, will there be any space for Henderson?

nope, hopefully not.

Isn't Hendo a legend tho'?

His relish is.

I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but aside from one goal against Chelsea, not sure he's done anything legendary.

Did you release a DVD to mark the occasion?

i got a tattoo

Bless... ❤️

Done deal. Lamps is in.

How long?

Definitely before Christmas.

Maybe 8 weeks?