Football

Ahhh next season...

was looking close for a bit rich. class call on the donation dude. I will match what you send St Joseph's Hospice in Hackney dude

Good lids.

Ridiculous.

To be fair to Allardici, Real have been going through a tough season, and you'll want to be close at hand when the inevitable call comes in.

^Actually that's Ronald Koeman

Gattuso seems to be morphing into an Italian Ray Winstone.

Wow

What's Italian for "in play - naaaaaw"

Ugh... Four hours 'til kick off, how the fuck am I gonna stay up? Might get a couple of cheeky hours of sleep in now... #BRB

I expect it's gonna be tough staying awake through the game anyway with Mourinho grinding out a win with his anti-football.

It's going to leave a nasty taste in my mouth supporting Chelsea. But needs must...

And I'm back in the room...

Willian not starting? 😐

Nice to Chelsea have had some plastic flags supplied to Wembley. The fans should feel right at home. I hope there are some prawn sandwiches for the other end.

Bakayoko? Might as well start with ten men.

United to win - Lingard to score.

Baka has been better recently, he was great against Libpool... We shall see...

Should've been a red...

Phil Jones is such a fucking donkey

The ref really doesn't rate Hazard if he thinks that wasn't a goalscoring opportunity.

This is a terrible, terrible football game.

New rules are that it's only a yellow if it's a penalty if it was a genuine attempt.

Phil Jones is shit though

I've seen worse cup finals but this isn't exactly vintage football.

I'm sure @jonny would agree; we deserve penalties.

I'm hoping for an early exit back to my bed...

Perfect... Shit game, great result, I can go back to bed once we've lifted the trophy... Next time, @jonny... #scruples